The lamest jokes you can think of....... II
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So definitely lame on that basis, then.
I say, I say, I say. My wife's gone to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
No, Barbuda.
I don't know of any joke that remains funny (even a tiny bit) once you have to explain it. But I could be wrong. Again.
And humour is more often than not about confounded expectation. I expect.
The joke above is plainly a good one. Yet, though I don't understand it, it won't be me that asks. Someone else ask him. Pleeeeese. Restart now/ Restart later.
I say, I say, I say. My wife's gone to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
No, Barbuda.
I don't know of any joke that remains funny (even a tiny bit) once you have to explain it. But I could be wrong. Again.
And humour is more often than not about confounded expectation. I expect.
The joke above is plainly a good one. Yet, though I don't understand it, it won't be me that asks. Someone else ask him. Pleeeeese. Restart now/ Restart later.
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"You've worked at Land Rover for a week, and that joke's already wearing thin," she groaned.
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from a friend's facebook.
Did you hear about the professor that got into a car wreck?
He was grading papers on a curve.
Did you know that the U.S. government is working on a project to control mosquitoes? They are going to put tiny little cow bells on them, so you can hear where they are. So far, all they have is a bunch of humdingers.
from a friend's facebook.
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