The lamest jokes you can think of....... II
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I gotta admit, it made me lol.bestrfcplayer
Steppin' up!
Here's the next one, a person is in an airplane, and the flight attendent says " JUMP NOW!!!" several times. What he does'nt know that the person is deff. So, a few minutes later, they crash and die.
PlutonianEmpire
King of the Plutonian Empire
Why did the asteroid kill the dinosaurs?
Because it was an assteroid.
Because it was an assteroid.
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why use 1 ! when can use5
why did the chicken cross the rode? to get to the other slide
Dumanios
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Why did the Republican cross the road? Because he could.
Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because he could.
Why did Obama cross the road? Because he could.
Why didn't Fidel Castro cross the road? Because there are capitalists on the other side.
Why didn't Rush Limbaugh cross the road? Because there is Obama on the other side.
Why did Osama bin-Laden cross the road? To kill the capitalists.
Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because he could.
Why did Obama cross the road? Because he could.
Why didn't Fidel Castro cross the road? Because there are capitalists on the other side.
Why didn't Rush Limbaugh cross the road? Because there is Obama on the other side.
Why did Osama bin-Laden cross the road? To kill the capitalists.
GoodGame
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There's quite a few lame Viagra jokes.
1. Are you on Viagra, or are you just Happy to See Me?
2. A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals!
They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a Penal Institution.
1. Are you on Viagra, or are you just Happy to See Me?
2. A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals!
They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a Penal Institution.
KaiserElectric
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I'd post the mud puddle joke, but I don't think the mods would like a dirty joke.
rugbyLEAGUEfan
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did you hear about the 2 TV antennae that got married ?
the wedding was terrible but the reception was excellent .
a bear walks into a bar and says "I`ll have a...........................................................................................beer please"
bartender says "sure , but why the big pause ?"
the wedding was terrible but the reception was excellent .
a bear walks into a bar and says "I`ll have a...........................................................................................beer please"
bartender says "sure , but why the big pause ?"
Mango Elephant
Deity
Never fall in love with a tenis player. To him, love means nothing.
classical_hero
In whom I trust
Not even Ana Ivanovic? 
He said "love," not lust. Lust is good. Very good. That's why god tried to ban it; to keep all that juicy lust to himself.Not even Ana Ivanovic?
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why use 1 ! when can use5
now for a knock knock
knock knock
(who is there) banana
(banana who)
knock knock (who is there!) banana (Banana who)
knock knock (Who Is There!) banana (Banana Who!!!!)
knock knock (Who Is There!!!!!!
) banana (BANANA WHO!!!!!!!!!![[pissed]](/images/smilies/pissed.gif "Pissed [pissed]")
)
knock knock (WHO IS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:suicide
orange
whew: orange who)
orange you glad I did not say banana
knock knock
(who is there) banana (banana who) knock knock
(who is there!) banana (Banana who)knock knock
(Who Is There!) banana (Banana Who!!!!)knock knock
(Who Is There!!!!!!) banana (BANANA WHO!!!!!!!!!)knock knock
(WHO IS THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:suicide orange whew: orange who)orange you glad I did not say banana
Veritass
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Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
It was also dead.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
It was also dead.
Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
Peer pressure.
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