GreyFox
Make it so ...
Hmm ... never realized my words became gospel ...
But what the fu*k! Who automated the workers???
I don't have a gripe with automating worker, but not when they start turning full-grown towns and what precious little forests we had into fu*kin farms. Fortunately I realized it before hitting enter.
Please, if you must automate them, make sure you have the "Leave Previous Improvement" on and CANCEL the auto-order before you pass the save.
I see someone changed our religion yet again ... darned.
Wasting our 25% bonus ... but this time, no gripe form me, as the player most likely have PA with mehmed in mind. I allow it to continue (Civ4 is all about focus, although I disagree with the change, I can live with it as it will be more detrimental to keep switching strategy).
Now, time for some kinky business.
That's easy. As seen from previous screen, Fission is 5 turns away.
Q.E.D
I set us to communism for Operation Nikita and also civic change ... thus when communism does came in, I took a 3 turns anarchy:
Now, let's review our tribal objective, shall we? (it's the Gospel, remember?)
That's why I insisted on clear indication in reports on how objectives were achieved, I simply cannot tell from vra's report what he had done to count towards the tribal goal. So, I does the most sensible thing, I ignored var's report and treat it as if he had done nothing towards our tribal objective (prepare for RNGod to punish you in your dreams!).
So, we have to spread a religion to 3 different Civ. Fortinately, we just have enough number of Civs on our continent (not counting the infuriating Hannibal, who would open borders over his dead cold body).
Civ #1: Inca:
Civ #2: Ottoman:
Civ #3: Ourselves:
There, tribal objective completed in 1889AD.
Time for more kinky roll:
Hmm ... Golden Age? Let's see:
We already have a engineer sleeping (don't ask me what the fu*k those workers are doing all gathered in Beijing ... they are supposed to be automated to expand transport network), and a GP popping in 4 turns.
AFAICR, we did not have any Golden Age ... so, I believe this is again a QED objective.
I traded Fission away to new buddy:
and look, this is available (there goes the 40 turns rumor):
I had not yet agreed, but I REALLY think we should take it. Once we take it, though, let's revolt back to Buddhism.
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Tribal Objectives Completed Thus Far
Personal Objectives Completed Thus Far
Played
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The most important rule is reports should be funny. Also, you should provide adequate details (preferably screenshots) on how an objective is achieved. Normal SG etiquette applies. Standard 24hrs to post a got it, 48hrs to play and report.
But what the fu*k! Who automated the workers???
I don't have a gripe with automating worker, but not when they start turning full-grown towns and what precious little forests we had into fu*kin farms. Fortunately I realized it before hitting enter.
Please, if you must automate them, make sure you have the "Leave Previous Improvement" on and CANCEL the auto-order before you pass the save.
I see someone changed our religion yet again ... darned.
Wasting our 25% bonus ... but this time, no gripe form me, as the player most likely have PA with mehmed in mind. I allow it to continue (Civ4 is all about focus, although I disagree with the change, I can live with it as it will be more detrimental to keep switching strategy).
Now, time for some kinky business.
That's easy. As seen from previous screen, Fission is 5 turns away.
Q.E.D
I set us to communism for Operation Nikita and also civic change ... thus when communism does came in, I took a 3 turns anarchy:
Now, let's review our tribal objective, shall we? (it's the Gospel, remember?)
That's why I insisted on clear indication in reports on how objectives were achieved, I simply cannot tell from vra's report what he had done to count towards the tribal goal. So, I does the most sensible thing, I ignored var's report and treat it as if he had done nothing towards our tribal objective (prepare for RNGod to punish you in your dreams!).
So, we have to spread a religion to 3 different Civ. Fortinately, we just have enough number of Civs on our continent (not counting the infuriating Hannibal, who would open borders over his dead cold body).
Civ #1: Inca:
Civ #2: Ottoman:
Civ #3: Ourselves:
There, tribal objective completed in 1889AD.
Time for more kinky roll:
Hmm ... Golden Age? Let's see:
We already have a engineer sleeping (don't ask me what the fu*k those workers are doing all gathered in Beijing ... they are supposed to be automated to expand transport network), and a GP popping in 4 turns.
AFAICR, we did not have any Golden Age ... so, I believe this is again a QED objective.
I traded Fission away to new buddy:
and look, this is available (there goes the 40 turns rumor):
I had not yet agreed, but I REALLY think we should take it. Once we take it, though, let's revolt back to Buddhism.
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Tribal Objectives Completed Thus Far
- (N.A) Acquire a religion ~ started:4000BC, completed: 3070BC, 31 turns.
- (4x2) Learn 2 techs in the next age ~ started:3070BC, failed after 35 turns, punishment: (5) Empty all cities for (1d6=3) turns, done
- (6x6) Obtain (1d6=1)+2 more new resources ~ started:1990BC, completed: 1150BC, 29/30 turns
- (1x2) Build a Wonder or Project ~ started: 1150BC, failed after 40 turns, punishment: (2) Whip all cities, done
- (1x5) Promote a unit (1d6=3) times ~ started: 475BC, declared failed after 10 turns, punishment: (3) move (1d6=1) unit to the northmost point, done
- (12) Spread a religion to (1d6=1)+3 cities ~ started: 325BC, completed:185AD, 34/50 turns
- (1x2) Build a wonder or project ~ started: 185AD, completed: 860AD, 45/45 turns
- (1x6) Capture or found (1d6=4) cities ~ started: 860AD, completed: 1274AD, 45/50 turns
- (1x3) Learn 2 techs that enables wonder or religion ~ started: 1274AD, completed: 1322AD, 6/50 turns
- (12) Spread a religion to (1d6=3)+3 cities~ started: 1322AD, completed: 1532AD, 35/45 turns
- (3x3) Capture a capitol or size (1d6)+5 city~ started: 1532AD, completed: 1586AD, 26/40 turns
- (1x6) Capture or found (1d6=2) cities~ started: 1586AD, completed: 1607, 9/30 turns
- (5x5) Capture a city with wonder or shrine~ started: 1607AD, failed after 30 turns, punishment: (5) Empty all cities for (1d6=4) turns, done
- (4x5) Get something for free from other Civ~ started: 1697AD, completed: 1734AD, 13/40 turns
- (3x6) Add (1d6=4)+10 xp to a single unit~ started: 1734AD, completed: 1780AD, 23/30 turns
- (2x2) kill (1d6=5) enemies~ started: 1780AD, completed: 1792AD, 6/25 turns
- (5x6) Learn 2 techs no one knows~ started: 1792AD, failed after 35 turns, punishment: (6) Gift away (1d6=2, city), done (Leptis gifted)
- (3x5) Pillage (1d6=1)x3 cottages (no matter whose)~ started: 1836AD, completed: 1860AD, 29/50 turns
- (2x5) Spread the same religion to 3 other Civs~ started: 1867AD, completed: 1889AD, 22/50 turns
- (1x1) Start a Golden Age~ started: 1889AD, yet-to-complete, 39 (total: 40) turns remaining
Personal Objectives Completed Thus Far
- Rex: (2) Capture or found a city ~ failed, punishment: (1) All workers to stay inside cities simultaneously for 1 turn, done
- Fox: (5) Have a culture pop ~ failed, punishment: (3) Change civics or state religion, done
- Ozbenno: (4) Spread a religion ~ failed, punishment: (4) whipped away (1d6=2) pop, done
- vra379971: (2) Capture or Found a city ~ founded Guangzhou
- Omni Paul: (3) Learn a Tech ~ Masonry learnt
- Ruff: (6) Get 300 gold ~ failed, punishment: (5) play (1d6=5) turns less, done
- Berserks01: (4) Spread a Religion ~ Guangzhou
- Fox: (2) Capture or found a city ~ Bantu captured
- Rex: (3) Learn a Tech ~ Alphabet
- Ozbenno: (3) Learn a Tech ~ Drama
- vra: (6) Get 15 exp ~ failed, punishment: (4) whip away (1d6=2) pop, done
- Ruff: (6) Increase (1d6=2)x3 exp ~ succeed
- ChrTh: (6) Increase (1d6=5)x100 gold ~ succeed
- Rex: (6) Increase (1d6=1)x3 exp ~ succeed
- Berserks: (3) Learn a tech ~ Calendar
- Fox: (4) Spread a Religion ~ Nanjing
- Ozbenno: (1) kill (1d6=5) enemies ~ succeed
- Vra: (1) kill (1d6=1) enemies ~ succeed
- Rex: (4) Spread a Religion ~ karakorum
- Berserks: (3) Learn a tech ~ Civil Service
- Fox: (5) Have a culture pop ~ succeeded
- Ozbenno: (5) Improve an AI's attitude ~ Hannibal (Annoyed > Cautious)
- Vra: (4) Spread a Religion ~ Angle
- Ruff: (6) Increase (1d6=2)x100 gold ~ succeed
- Berserks: (5) Have a culture pop ~ succeeded
- Rex: (6) Increase (1d6=1)x100 gold ~ succeed
- Fox: (4) Spread a Religion ~ Old Sara
- Vra: (2) Capture or Found a City ~ Hippo captured
- Ozbenno: (2) Capture or Found a City ~ Hadrumentum captured
- Berserks: (3) Learn a tech ~ Physics
- Fox: (4) Spread a Religion ~ Sanchu
- Ozbenno: (*) Declare on Huayana ~ Done
- Rex: (*) Submit an absolutely brilliant report ~ Done
- Berserks: (6) Accumulate (1d6=1)x100 gold ~ Done
- Ruff: (7) Fiddle with game mechanics ~ PA added
- Vra: (4) Spread a Religion ~ some city, I assume!
- Fox: (3) Learn a tech ~ Fission (and Communism)
Played
- GreyFox == Gospel-Speaking Fox
- Ozbenno == Got it with a lisp
Whoever Post a Got-It Next Gets Added up There
- Rex == figuring out a way to block the force choke
- Berserkers == down the rabbit hole we go
- Ruff == Excessive kimchi may turn you into a ranting b!tch
- vra379971 == Waiting for RNGod to enter your dreams
[*]ChrTh == now that you have it, you want it?
[*]Omni_Paul == Missing, probably acting somewhere
Useful links:
Reporting Ground Rules
The most important rule is reports should be funny. Also, you should provide adequate details (preferably screenshots) on how an objective is achieved. Normal SG etiquette applies. Standard 24hrs to post a got it, 48hrs to play and report.