'Bro, do you even whip?' - Civ IV memes thread

My God, this thread was funny.
 
Not really a meme, but:

AI city placement logic:

Spoiler :
 
Except I culture flipped and destroyed it within the next 10 turns. Bismark even wanted to trade it to me for free, but I refused as I couldnt destroy it then.
 
NihilZero said:
^ I'm guessing he's farming his floodplains to run specialists, since he has the 'Mids.
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Yup....5char.

I changed them to cottages later.
 
vincentz said:
My 2½ year old son :D

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WoooooooooW !!!!!! Vince ! Here's the "creator" (The phrase "creator" is used because it sounds more cool ! :D) of my favourite mod ! I still play it ! Your son is beelining good techs ! ... but he needs to trade them at some point with "pee pee" technology and not "wee wee" technology but I feel he is on a good track !!!! ^^ All the best man ! ^^
 

William Adams, retainer to Tokugawa Ieyasu

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like like to take a minute, just sit there, you
I’ll tell you how I became bannerman of a man called Toku

In Gillingham & Limehouse, born and raised
Naval service is how I spent most of my days
Shipbuildin’, navigation, usin’ telescopes
Then piloting for the Dutch East India Co
When a couple of waves who were up to no good
Crippled all our ships ‘cause they were made of wood
We sailed to Kyūshū, and our greeters were shocked
And said “とく と とくとく とくと”

I was taken to Ieyasu and when we had talked
He took my cannons and had me build ships for war
If anything, I was missing my kids and my wife
But he said, forget them, you are now Samurai!

I found work as a factor for international traders
And said to the Jesuits, 'Yo Holmes, smell ya later!'
I looked at my fiefdom, I was finally home
To sit on my throne as the English Daimyo
 
Heh, Will Smith would be proud of that rap.
 
lindsay40k said:

William Adams, retainer to Tokugawa Ieyasu

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like like to take a minute, just sit there, you
I’ll tell you how I became bannerman of a man called Toku

In Gillingham & Limehouse, born and raised
Naval service is how I spent most of my days
Shipbuildin’, navigation, usin’ telescopes
Then piloting for the Dutch East India Co
When a couple of waves who were up to no good
Crippled all our ships ‘cause they were made of wood
We sailed to Kyūshū, and our greeters were shocked
And said “とく と とくとく と”

I was taken to Ieyasu and when we had talked
He took my cannons and had me build ships for war
If anything, I was missing my kid and wife
But he said, forget them, you are now Samurai!

I found work as a factor for international traders
And said to the Jesuits, 'Yo Holmes, smell ya later!'
I looked at my fiefdom, I was finally home
To sit on my throne as the English Daimyo
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:clap:
 
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