Bigfoot3814
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He was a really famous and influential comedian.Who is that?
He was a really famous and influential comedian.Who is that?
Who is that?
He was a really famous and influential comedian.
I'm in too deep, and I'm trying to keep up above in my head, instead of going under.
Today just isn't my day. The pinnacle involved a grocery store clerk telling me that my name wasn't really my name...
what?
Why the hell do my parents apparently think I'm fat and buy me DIET soda? I'm 5'11, 125 pounds. IS 125 POUNDS FAT? NO. SO BUY ME REGULAR SODA. I DON'T NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT.
My mom is apparently trying to tell me how to eat. "DON'T EAT SO MUCH! YOU'LL GET FAT!" MAYBE I NEED TO GET FAT BECAUSE I'M UNDERWEIGHT? MY BMI IS 17.2. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I NEED TO GAIN WEIGHT?
Yeah... I tried to pay for my groceries with a check and use my discount card. It didn't work at first so they asked me who's name the discount card was under. I said my mother's name because I thought it was hers. Turns out it was mine. However, since I said the wrong name they refused to take my check...
Clerk: "That isn't your card".
Me: "I'm sorry, but I know that it is. I just forgot who's account it was".
Clerk: "Well you said [my mother's name]".
Me: "What is the name on the account"?
Clerk: (Says my name).
Me: "That's me".
Clerk: "I can't be sure of that".
Me: "But I'm paying with a check. In my name..."
Clerk: "Do you have another way to pay"?
I'm sorry. I've worked retail for many years, and I know that customers are annoying and they will try to rip you off. This is just ridiculous though.
I just found out im adopted.....meh, kinda already knew, but now its out in the open.
Why the hell do my parents apparently think I'm fat and buy me DIET soda? I'm 5'11, 125 pounds. IS 125 POUNDS FAT? NO. SO BUY ME REGULAR SODA. I DON'T NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT.
My mom is apparently trying to tell me how to eat. "DON'T EAT SO MUCH! YOU'LL GET FAT!" MAYBE I NEED TO GET FAT BECAUSE I'M UNDERWEIGHT? MY BMI IS 17.2. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I NEED TO GAIN WEIGHT?
Why the hell do my parents apparently think I'm fat and buy me DIET soda? I'm 5'11, 125 pounds. IS 125 POUNDS FAT? NO. SO BUY ME REGULAR SODA. I DON'T NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT.
My mom is apparently trying to tell me how to eat. "DON'T EAT SO MUCH! YOU'LL GET FAT!" MAYBE I NEED TO GET FAT BECAUSE I'M UNDERWEIGHT? MY BMI IS 17.2. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I NEED TO GAIN WEIGHT?
Facebook disabled my account.
Without giving me a reason.
That's just fancy.
You should get that Coke Zero. Tastes just like regular with none of the sugar and other stuff health nuts don't like. Except caffeine.