Conquest of the world; Rise of America

Rise of Americana: Prolouge!

Roosevelt meets with his cabinet on site of the new city of Washington.
Roosevelt: This is an excellent spot, I'm glad to settle down here.
Albert Einstein: Yes, there is lots of commerce to tax and use for science.
Douglas MacAurthur: Are you kidding me? Science? We need more troops if were gonna run this town!
Einstein: Vah, shaddup!
Roosevelt: Enough arguing! Let's get moving!




Later on...
Einstein: Mr. President! The villagers from a nearby tribe gave us some workers to help improve our land!
Roosevelt: Excellent! Have start on improving the land right away!



*Some American warriors wander into a village*
Tribe leader: Greetings strangers, we welcome you.
Warrior leader: Greetings, the American people send their regards.
Tribe Leader: Excellent, we offer you this map as a token of our appreciation.
Warrior: Thank You, we must be going now.
*after they left the village*
Leader: Send the map back to Washington, Sargent Thompson.
Thompson: Permission to take Private Johnston and Private Harper?
Leader: Permission granted.

And so, it begins.

Einstein: Sir! We have the secrets of mining!
Roosevelt: Excellent!
MacArthur: Mining leads to Bronze and iron working, which leads to troops, which leads to BLOOD!V RAAAAAAAAAWRRR!
Roosevelt: Somebody knock him out before he breaks something!
*Bill Cosby walks in*
Cosby: And so when when I eats a rival of Jello, I makes a face like THIS.
*Makes a face so ugly MacArthur faints.*
Roosevelt: Who the hell are you?
Einstein: He's the cultural adviser. We could have had Seth McFarland or Jeff Dunham, but they're too busy figuring out what demographic to piss off next.
Roosevelt: What about a Domestic Advisor?
Einstein: I was bored, so I created a congress to to take care of that for us!