1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

96. When you get hungry in mid-game, you start emphasizing food throughout your cities.

97. You go to the store without any money, and instead offer the cashier your knowledge of the Alphabet.

98. You fill out personals ads with adjectives like "aggressive," "creative," and "imperialistic."

99. Your doctor tells you that you need to start living a healthier lifestyle- so you build an aqueduct in your backyard.

100. When your mom calls you to dinner, you respond, "Forget it! I'm the one in charge here!"
 
dwhee said:
98. You fill out personals ads with adjectives like "aggressive," "creative," and "imperialistic."
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102. When hiring or looking through personals, you look for people with good trait synergy (Phi/Ind wanted!)

103. You wonder what civ will take over for Denmark if Greenland gains independence

104. You're sure Denmark pays huge maintenance costs for Greenland
 
:mad: numbering screwed up again - 90 is there twice but no 91...

105. When you're sick you hope for the herbalist's event.
 
108. Your thoughts have changed from "Just one more turn..." to "Just one more game..."

109. You can name more than 5 people in this forum and describe their personalities without ever having met them.

110. When someone tells you about that blizzard he was in last night you tell him he coud just switch off random events.

111. When your partner wants you to come to bed, you woud like to tell him/her to have sex with you while playing this game.
 
113. You actually believe that, when you know how to pull fish out of a lake, you'll never be hungry again.
 
114) You're worried that if Denmark gives up Greenland as a Colony then Montezuma will be it's new Ruler

115) After Playing Civ you understand why the US had to use the Bomb on Japan (Just Capitulate Toku!)
 
117. When offered a promotion at work, you decline to use it until you've been attacked and need the healing.
 
118. You eat too much junkfood because you think if you're expansive you get +2 :health:
 
120. When playing with an expansive civ, you ignore the "snacks are only good in moderation" popup when starting the game.
 
Err! You beat me through it Eclipse! I was going to post a "1000 Clues You Play Civ4 Too Much".

Any way...

121. You mistakenly sang "Baba Yetu" at church.
122. You went to a Prebysterian church & thought everyone would get +1 :) but when you got inside, you saw some people sleeping while the minister is in his sermon.
123. You think Luciano Pavarotti made a great work in his birth places.
124. You wonder why can't Steven Spielberg & George Lucas can't start a golden age when they are already great people.
125. You ignore the influx of reply mails in your inbox from CFC because you are playing Civ4.
126. In history class, you told your professor/teacher that writing started in 600 B.C.
127. You think one of the United Nations' goal is to have the U.S. diplomatic victory.
128. You can't tell the difference between the Apostolic Palace & St. Peter's Basilica.
 
129. You realise that China had so many great generals in the ancient times because of its Great Wall.
130. Great people are difficult to find nowadays because of the larger amount of GPP needed to make one. Oddly enough, a GP is born and instantly becomes much older and disappears when used.
 
131. You think LA is the biggest contributor of science in the world. After all, there's like 6 universities, and tons of commerce from the suburbs.

132. You try to destroy Mt. Rushmore. "It's a representation of a fascist system, man!"

133. You're sad, because you know G.W. Bush will be in office FOREVER.

134. (Related to above) When you see a map on election night, you think that the rival civilization is capturing state after state.
 
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