1000 Clues You Play Civ IV Too Much

243. You wonder when the years of anarchy will turn up as your country slides from universal suffrage into police state.

244. you wonder why they just didn't build a fort in Panama and save on those huge lock gates.

245. you wonder why the inhabitants of Easter Island died out after all they had the Mao Statues.

246. you wonder when your road system will be overlaid with rails to let you get to work 3.3 times quicker.

247. You think 4 hours sleep is enough for anyone.

248. You've been late for work cos you were playing civ while having your morning coffee.

249. You're kids have been late for school cos you've been playing civ while having your morning coffee.

250. You've pulled a civ-related sicky.

251. When you're favourite TV series finishes, you think "Great, more time for civ"
 
252. You lose someone on a trip and check the Military Adviser to see what space he/she is on.
 
Simon_c said:
243.
247. You think 4 hours sleep is enough for anyone.

248. You've been late for work cos you were playing civ while having your morning coffee.
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No Boss, my eye aren't bloodshot due to staying out clubbing all night. Honest!!!
 
254. You wonder why all the trees haven't been used to chop rush wonders
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255. You think that chopping down trees will help NASA build spaceships faster.

256. You hear people wondering if he ISS will be finished on time and wonder why we don't just build the space elevator to speed up production of parts.

257. You build an ICBM in your backyard.

258. You grow corn in your backyard to make people healthier.

259. You wonder how you can activate the World Builder in real life because their are alot of things you would change (Antarctica would make nice farmland, and Russia could finally solve their underpopulation issues...).
 
I would use the World Builder to fix China's Overpopulation by moving people from China to Russia.

260) You call the Whitehouse and ask why they have not swich from universal suffrage to a police state since it remove the WW.
 
mech654 said:
260) You call the Whitehouse and ask why they have not swich from universal suffrage to a police state since it remove the WW.
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They have. I think Iraq must have the Statue of Zeus.
 
261- You're watching your favourite program and you try and force end-turn so you can skip the ads.

262- You wonder where your city's aqueduct is.

263- You wonder why your government didn't build it yet.
 
264. You knew that in 1983, the Philippines had a revolution because they changed their government from police state to universal suffrage.
 
265. You wonder why courthouses produce either gold nor culture since the "Close Election" event has already occurred.

266.You tell everyone theres nothing that can be done about global warming since "someone already used a nuke".

267. You wonder how Russia became so powerful since they has such a terrible starting location.

268. You wonder how countries like Japan and Britain got so many cities into those small islands.

269. You use the Civilopedia to help you in your history class. (guilty)

270. You actually PASS that history class
Spoiler :
(Well I did study a little but it's not funny that way)


271. Your afraid to fly any airline named after it's country of origin since "There always crashing in other countries territory"

272. You think all planes carry secret information about their home country on them.
 
273. You think the problem of global warming would be solved if the UN made a resolution about adopting Enviromentalism as a global civic so that every country in the world would solve the problem easily.
274. You try to paste popular pop culture characters as the leaderheads using Adobe Photoshop & post it in the "Funny Screenshots" thread.
275. You wished that the world would be like Civ4.
 
276. You wonder why India is under-developed when they have fast workers.
277. If you see a tank, you pull out your spear and charge.
278. If you see a helicopter, you pull out your spear and charge.
279. If you see a wild animal, you read and sing stories and songs from your country to scare it away.
280. You think zoos are a paradox; everyone knows animals can't enter countries' borders.
 
281. You wonder is this turn over
282. You think you just saw genghis khan with your own eyes by the street , with his back to your face
283. How come Buddhist Isabella weirs a crown with crosses
284.Incan Infantries
285.2050 is the end of the world!!!!
 
286. You make crappy lists about Civilization IV.
287. You read crappy lists about Civilization IV.
 
gash said:
286. You make crappy lists about Civilization IV.
287. You read crappy lists about Civilization IV.
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If you don't like it, don't read it.

288. You are worried/happy that America will win a Cultural/Diplomatic victory within the next 42 years.
289. Judging by the time you spend on your computer, you won't live long enough to see it.
 
Kao'chai said:
283. How come Buddhist Isabella weirs a crown with crosses
284.Incan Infantries
285.2050 is the end of the world!!!!
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Ugh. Corny lists. I hate corny lists. This is another evidence that we Filipinos are the corniest people in the world. Can anyone revised this so that it would be less cornier????? The Brits, rather are the funniest people in the world. The Americans, second. Your list makes no sense. I better not read it.
 
Ok. Revise of Kao'chai's very corny list.
290. You think the Italians are still Romans even though the Roman Empire fell because they changed their name.
291. You want to move to New York City so that you can have diplomatic relations with your relatives/co-workers/neighbors.
292. You think the real end of the world would be 2050 & not 2012.
 
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