Scientific Formual that proves people are evil and even more evil

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Okay heres why people are evil.

To take care of a human requiers time and money

Time IS money so humans require money and more money

Money is the baisis of all greed so humans = greed plus some more greed

Greed is the basis of all eveil so humans = evil and some more evil!
 
Your logic is flawed, young one. Humans do not require money to survive. That is an artificial boundary. Even if it were needed the saying goes "Money is the root of all evil," so it would be unnecessary to equate greed into the equation.
 
I've heard something like that before, except it was aimed at girls. It went something like this:
Proving girls are evil
We all know girls require time and money, so girls=time*money
We also know that time=money, so girls=money*money=money^2
We also know that money is the root of all evil, thus money=sqrt(evil)
If you square both sides of money=sqrt(evil) you get money^2=evil
So if evil=money^2 and girls=money^2, then
Girls=Evil
 
Yes, money is not of the things needed to survive. *thinks back to Health class*

I think the list goes:

food/water
shelter
safety?

I'm not really, sure, but I'm certain money was not on the list.
 
jguy100 said:
I've heard something like that before, except it was aimed at girls. It went something like this:
Proving girls are evil
We all know girls require time and money, so girls=time*money
We also know that time=money, so girls=money*money=money^2
We also know that money is the root of all evil, thus money=sqrt(evil)
If you square both sides of money=sqrt(evil) you get money^2=evil
So if evil=money^2 and girls=money^2, then
Girls=Evil
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Exept time and money equates to time+ money, not time * money.

:p
 
Woah :eek: . someone's been thinking outside the square.

@Gilder: To *survive* you only need sustenance.

To survive completely, you need food, water, friendship, shelter and safety.
To be emotionally sustained you also need friendship. :)
 
Eran of Arcadia said:
Ah, but since the love of money is the root of all evil, it's actually guys (and lesbians) that are evil. I'm just saying, is all.
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What do you mean? Guys only buy expensive stuff to impress girls.
 
Oh yes I am well aware of that, but being a geek I feel it is my duty to point out small errors in statements that have entered the collective consciousness. I mean, it's not like I'm good at anything else.
 
If I wasn't a nerd, I'd be saying, "Collective what!?!" But this time, it pays to be a nerd! I point out errors like this all day in school, and I get ostracised for it.

:gripe: Can jokes possibly be an exact science? In a universe with creative, thinking beings, the amount of jokes that can be told is infinite. However, if you go lax on the grammar rules of jokedom, then the number of popular jokes can also become infinite. Restricting jokes by grammar theoretically can reduce creativity, and therefore, squelches the quantity and quality of jokes available to the general public. :gripe:

Geeks and nerds understand what I just said. To everyone else: I am telling you guys to relax, here! We don't need to be perfect!
 
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