Talcove
Slayer of Spies
China: Every time I play on an Earth map with China, she always, and I mean ALWAYS gets a ridiculous tech lead and beats me to the science victory.
made me
I would think that you wouldn't hate washington as much, after his initial "they covet lands you currently own" modifier he gets stomped by any neighboring AI. I have yet to see a game where he survives to the Atomic Era.
Really? For me it's a lot closer to 50/50. Half the time the bloated wad of cities that was the united states turns into nothing more than a barren wasteland of city ruins, abandoned farms and mines, and puppets of his more compotent neighbors. The other half of the time washington remains a depressing cespool of useless cities and roaming bandits all the way to the end, surviving only by his religion and outdated yet monsterous in size armies. Washington in this state is never in a possition to claim victory, but can seriously cripple a side or two from achieving theirs. As well, another thing that grinds my gears about Washington is his apearent ignorance to the phrase "those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." Too many times have I burned down a deserted hellhole in the middle of the desert just to see him plop down a new city in the same spot. I remember one time where I destroyed a 3 pop coastal city on my continent (not his), and LITERALLY 3 turns later the same city popped up. What. The. F***. That means that washington had to have sent this settler out several turns in advance, knowing he would lose his old city, OR that the settler was just passing by on its way to settle another god forsaken rat hole and changed course when I blew up this city, OR the city I blew up rush built a settler, ran it into neutral Babylonia to the south, and when my armies left the region he ran it back up and ressetled. I still wonder to this day which of these he did, as all are just ridiculous enough for him to try.
(P.S: I burned down that city. After a peace was declared 12 turns later? Same city founded.
Since BNW, every game I've played had Washington in it. Each time he's been my most consistent ally. I get like 7-8 RAs out of him, and since he holds his own against other civs, his science and lux are always good. Love the Brave New chillaxed Georgie!