Broken the 10 season in charge barrier I see!
These were and are(?) the ratings cheekily displayed whenever you wanted to see your total time played.
"Your relationship has now expired."
"Nothing to see here, move along"
'I am now a Football Manager expert'
"You just put the game on holiday to see these messages, didn't you?"
"Remember to call your family for more sick leave"
"Remember to call your work for more sick leave"
Better order another takeaway pizza
''Sleep is for sissies''!
"Its not really addictive, I just cant stop playing"
"It's my life and I'll do with it what I want to"
"Congratulations from everyone at SI. We didn't think you'd make it this far."
"I can give up this game whenever I like. I just don't want to yet..."
"it's not really addictive. I just can't stop playing"
Repetitive Strain Injury
"Real football managers don't need food"
"No-one can accuse you of lack of commitment"
"Turning you underwear inside out save on washing"
"Lacks match practice"
"I'm starting to get into this"
"Just one more game i promise"
"Time to change underwear"
"Turning you underwear inside out saves washing"
"A week is a long time in football"
The back of my Championship Manager 03/04 guide has a picture of a condom expired in 2002 if i remember correctly
Anyway, congratulations on conquering Europe.