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Old Dec 04, 2001, 08:10 PM   #1
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Whats the meaning of life?

to live, its in the dictionary
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 04:07 AM   #2
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if there was a meaning of life, everything else we would do would be meaningless...
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 07:26 AM   #3
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42.















Or alternatively, to contemplate the sound of one hand clapping
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 07:45 AM   #4
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You know your literature, Simon.

Anyway, my serious answer is:

to party!!
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 07:45 AM   #5
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42 is only meaning of life. 42 is solution for everything even for problems in Afganistan. If Bush only could use those 42th Marine division he would win in no time...

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Old Dec 05, 2001, 07:55 AM   #6
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I know this will sound corny but, i think it is to find true love!
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 08:02 AM   #7
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Oh yeah, it feels corny... *big grin*

But when I think it some time it seems clear to me. I see dead people!!

Tell me how to start this thing? --- Why everything must be so darn hard??
Just try to some good... --- Sicilian martyr
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 08:05 AM   #8
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To see Mikoyan posting a remark like that!!!!
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 08:06 AM   #9
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To see Mikoyan posting a remark like that!!!!
Well, my trolling days are over, and to me, true love seems like a lofty goal.
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 08:07 AM   #10
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Not 42

42 is not the meaning of life, 42 is the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

the meaning of life is a film by Monty Python

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Old Dec 05, 2001, 08:23 AM   #11
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When we are dealing with the BIG questions, semantics do not really matter as much.
Now, to important matters: "Can we have your liver?"

"Pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'cause theres bugger all down here on earth!"

Where the 'old woman'(Eric Idle) gives the meaning of life at the end of the film is roaringly funny.

As for finding true love, don't get me started...
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 12:22 PM   #12
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I think the meaning of life is friends. As long as you have friends, no matter how many, and you are close to them and you care about them and have fun with them, you will be happy
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 01:06 PM   #13
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I know this will sound corny but, i think it is to find true love!
Awwww Mikoyan's got feelings....
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 01:32 PM   #14
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Awwww Mikoyan's got feelings....
Amazing but true.
What do YOU think is the meaning of life?
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 01:33 PM   #15
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Money, money & money, No seriously the meaning of life is Friends.
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 02:03 PM   #16
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there is no meaning in life. life sucketh.
all is vanity.
all is profane.
all is crappy.
life is a ***** and then you die.

there is no meaning in life

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Old Dec 05, 2001, 02:04 PM   #17
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The meaning of life is:

Kill time

Come up with new and more funny ways to kill time

Invent things that will give people in the future more time to kill
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 02:04 PM   #18
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bugger..
didnt know this forum censored!!
that was ***** btw
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 03:47 PM   #19
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No! The meaning of life is a Triple CheeseBurger.

No...wait that is the reason I am so fat!
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Old Dec 05, 2001, 04:29 PM   #20
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I kind of agree with the dude with the dead mohawk but I kind of hope he's wrong too.
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