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Jul 22, 2005, 07:53 AM
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Chieftain
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: The middle of nowhere
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The cab driver and the nun
The Cab Driver And the Nun
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring and he replies, "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you." She answers: "My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be a Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic too!" The nun says, "OK, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child." said the nun, "Why are you crying?" "Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and a I'm a Baptist." The nun says, "That's OK, I am on the way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin." |
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Jul 22, 2005, 11:37 AM
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Rapture
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Northampton, England
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 .Great stuff 
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Jul 22, 2005, 12:00 PM
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the green Napoleon
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: British Columbia, Canada
Posts: 17,200
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Poor cab driver, sucker!
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Jul 22, 2005, 12:07 PM
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Digital Matter
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: www.noughmad.org
Posts: 2,673
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Uh... Poor guy. But it's his fault, after all.
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Jul 23, 2005, 08:01 AM
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Missed the Boat
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: New Jersey, USA
Posts: 4,385
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That's what happens when you lie about your religion.
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