The Duff Man
Secret Fudd Lover
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- Oct 28, 2005
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Narrator: The year is 4000 AD, and a new city by the name of Springfield has been built in the wilderness. The people rejoiced, for finally they would cast off their barbaric ways and build what the scientists were dubbing a civilization. But who would lead them on their glorious quest? One man must answer the call. One man must use his wisdom, intelligence, courage, cunningness, and sometimes his compassion, to make strategic decisions that would grow Springfield into a city of might. That man
is HOMER SIMPSON!
He had dreams of one day reaching the stars ah who was he kidding, he would never travel into space!
When word reached other barbarians of this attempt to build a civilization, they laughed it off, Oh, they think they are INtelligent CANnibals ..HA HA HA HA HA. Using this mockery as fuel for his fire, Homer defiantly named his people the INCANs. They are an aggressive group, with a love for battle and a genius for financial gain. Their warriors are fierce and have been dubbed Quechua. Word had spread that a new discovery allows warriors to shoot pointed sticks at the enemy from afar. Outraged by this cowardly way of fighting, the Quechua have made a solemn vow to destroy these so called Archers at any cost.
In his effort to lead Springfield Homer has assembled a band of trusty advisors:
Domestic Advisor Marge Simpson My goal is to make sure all of my cities are happy and healthy. Ill be keeping close eye on them to be sure we are sending enough soldiers out for Bart to play with, and keeping money flowing in so Lisa can keep on top of her studies.
Finance Advisor Mr. Burns Ill be ruling the coffers with an iron fist. My secret goal is to sell Springfield to the Germans for a pretty penny, then buy it back a few turns later for half the price when they find out what a mess Homer has made of it.
Civic Advisor Mayor Quimby I uh, will be making sure the cities are full of beautiful women to uh, keep the people happy. Burns wont notice if I skim a little off the top.
Foreign Advisor Apu I speak many languages and will help Homer converse with other nations. We can rule the world through peaceful negotiation and earning the respect of other rulers. All transactions will be concluded with a friendly Thank you, come again
Military Advisor Bart Simpson Carnage .mayhem .pillaging ..bwa ha ha ha ha!
Science Advisor Lisa Simpson Homer might not think we can make it to the stars, but it is my goal to get us there. Surely this would cause all others to bow down to our genius and acknowledge us as rightful rulers of the world.
Religious Advisor Ned Flanders We are going to have a goo-diddly-ood time making sure the people worship the gods. Temples in every city, missionaries to spread the faith ..whooo I am getting dizzy thinking about it .
Homer: Shut up Flanders. Lisa tells me the year is 4000 BC, and the city of Springfield is founded. Ill hire an artist to create a crude stone drawing of our soon to be impressive village.
He had dreams of one day reaching the stars ah who was he kidding, he would never travel into space!
When word reached other barbarians of this attempt to build a civilization, they laughed it off, Oh, they think they are INtelligent CANnibals ..HA HA HA HA HA. Using this mockery as fuel for his fire, Homer defiantly named his people the INCANs. They are an aggressive group, with a love for battle and a genius for financial gain. Their warriors are fierce and have been dubbed Quechua. Word had spread that a new discovery allows warriors to shoot pointed sticks at the enemy from afar. Outraged by this cowardly way of fighting, the Quechua have made a solemn vow to destroy these so called Archers at any cost.
In his effort to lead Springfield Homer has assembled a band of trusty advisors:
Domestic Advisor Marge Simpson My goal is to make sure all of my cities are happy and healthy. Ill be keeping close eye on them to be sure we are sending enough soldiers out for Bart to play with, and keeping money flowing in so Lisa can keep on top of her studies.
Finance Advisor Mr. Burns Ill be ruling the coffers with an iron fist. My secret goal is to sell Springfield to the Germans for a pretty penny, then buy it back a few turns later for half the price when they find out what a mess Homer has made of it.
Civic Advisor Mayor Quimby I uh, will be making sure the cities are full of beautiful women to uh, keep the people happy. Burns wont notice if I skim a little off the top.
Foreign Advisor Apu I speak many languages and will help Homer converse with other nations. We can rule the world through peaceful negotiation and earning the respect of other rulers. All transactions will be concluded with a friendly Thank you, come again
Military Advisor Bart Simpson Carnage .mayhem .pillaging ..bwa ha ha ha ha!
Science Advisor Lisa Simpson Homer might not think we can make it to the stars, but it is my goal to get us there. Surely this would cause all others to bow down to our genius and acknowledge us as rightful rulers of the world.
Religious Advisor Ned Flanders We are going to have a goo-diddly-ood time making sure the people worship the gods. Temples in every city, missionaries to spread the faith ..whooo I am getting dizzy thinking about it .
Homer: Shut up Flanders. Lisa tells me the year is 4000 BC, and the city of Springfield is founded. Ill hire an artist to create a crude stone drawing of our soon to be impressive village.