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Old Nov 15, 2005, 03:01 PM   #1
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From the 'Bumper Book of Dad Jokes'

This joke works best when you tell it in a Northern (England) accent :


A man takes his kids to the zoo.

When they get there they discover that there are absolutely no animals in the entire zoo...

Except for one....

In a small cage at the far end of the zoo was a dog.





.....Wait for it.....




It was a Shih Tzu.....
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Old Nov 15, 2005, 05:10 PM   #2
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Old Nov 15, 2005, 05:31 PM   #3
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Okay, a Shih Tzu is a breed of dog. You pronounce it "Sh!tzoo"

nevermind......
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Old Nov 15, 2005, 05:33 PM   #4
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Here's another 'Dad-joke' :

Q - Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A - So they can hide in cherry trees.
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Old Nov 15, 2005, 05:33 PM   #5
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And another ;

There were these two fish in a tank.....

One says to the other.....

"So how do you drive this thing then?"
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Old Nov 15, 2005, 05:35 PM   #6
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Two cows standing by a fence. One says "Moooo". The other says "Gosh that's strange, I was just about to say that."
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Two cows, standing in a field.

One says to the other:

"Say, you know this mad cow disease?"

"Yup." Says the other.

"Well, doesn't it worry you at all?"

"Not really."

"Well why not?" asks the first.

"Well why should it? I'm a camel after all."

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When you say 'Dad Jokes' you mean nonsense jokes right?
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Old Nov 15, 2005, 05:42 PM   #8
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Okay, a Shih Tzu is a breed of dog. You pronounce it "Sh!tzoo"

nevermind......
Yes i know that...
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Here's another 'Dad-joke' :

Q - Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A - So they can hide in cherry trees.
Still not very goof...
I might suggest checking out the riddle thread, the even more word association or one of the many other infamous threads
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Old Nov 15, 2005, 05:59 PM   #9
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When you say 'Dad Jokes' you mean nonsense jokes right?


Yeah, the sort of rubbish jokes that dads tell their kids. I used to poiltely laugh at my dad's awful jokes and pray that I wasn't going to develop his sense of humour when I grew up.
I have friends that have recently become parents and suddenly got a really bad sense of humour. I think the midwife hands new fathers the 'big bumper book of dad jokes' as they are leaving the hospital so that they can entertain their kids - badly.

Anyway :

Irish man walks into a blacksmiths and asks them for a job. The blacksmith says have you any experience shoeing horses, and the Irish man says No, but I once told a donkey to f*ck off!!
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That's actually pretty good that one. Quite absurd but I like it!!
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