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May 04, 2002, 10:28 AM
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Prince
Join Date: Dec 2001
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tough crowd here today :-(
Tougher than you might suspect. [plasma] 
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May 04, 2002, 12:47 PM
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Le Républicain Catholique
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: New Jersey/ Delaware Valley
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This is of topic but I was born in New York not New Jersey. Just saying. No offense but I don't liked to be called a Jersian. Anyway religous jokes just get to me, exspecially ones on my faith.
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May 04, 2002, 01:14 PM
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Emperor
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Seattle
Posts: 1,016
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Quote:
 Where do you get all of these?
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May 04, 2002, 09:27 PM
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Prince
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 336
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(boooooo hisssssss :-P )
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May 05, 2002, 01:11 AM
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Take a break
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: London
Posts: 15,883
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Oh dear the jokes just get worse and worse...The only funny part was the boooo hisssss part...
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May 05, 2002, 04:02 PM
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Dead Rat
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Location: on the road
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May 05, 2002, 09:10 PM
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Prince
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 336
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know how a real man can tell when his girlfriend is having an orgasim during sex?
a real man doesn't care hi-yo Last edited by andyo; May 05, 2002 at 09:15 PM. |
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May 05, 2002, 10:16 PM
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I don't care.
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: I'm not there anymore.
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*pulls microphone out of andyo's hands; beats him with it*
Why did the chicken stop halfway across the road? Because she wanted to lay it on the line. *ducks hurled fruit* |
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May 06, 2002, 12:13 AM
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Deity
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Casa de Non Compos Mentis
Posts: 3,328
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Some jokes here are downright crass, some are genuinely funny, but some are downright crass.
BTW really enjoyed the squaw of the hippopotamus one
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May 06, 2002, 07:27 AM
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Prince
Join Date: Dec 2001
Posts: 336
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*stealing the mic back - dodging rotten vegetables*
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May 06, 2002, 09:07 AM
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Dead Rat
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May 06, 2002, 12:41 PM
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the InBond
 
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Omaha, Nebraska USA
Posts: 13,997
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Golfers Again
Enough with the one-liners! A good joke needs to be set up, so you can appreciate it.
(Not that this one is any good, but it's the best I con do on short notice.)Four guys go golfing. Mike says to the others, "Hey, I've got to stop by the pro-shop. I'll meet you at the tee." The other three stroll out to the first tee, chatting along the way. "So, John, how's that son of yours?" "Well, he's in real estate, you know. Business has been booming. So much so that he just GAVE a friend of his a condo!" Not to be outdone, Bill responds, "Well, my son is in the stock market. He's doing so well that he just put together a portfolio that he gave to one of HIS friends." The third golfer chimes in, "My son sells cars. He's doing so well that he now owns his own franchise, and he just gave a new MERCEDES to HIS friend." Just then Mike gets back. "What are you guys talking about?" "Our sons. How is your's doing?" Mike just shrugs. "I don't understand that boy. He works as a dancer at a gay bar. I guess he's doing OK, though. He's already got a condo, a stock portfolio, and a Mercedes."
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May 06, 2002, 12:51 PM
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Prince
Join Date: Dec 2001
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you joke is ok - i give it one and a half laughs - though i thought it was funnier when i read it in maxum a few months ago - i guess it just comes down to personal preference, a joke that is funny or a joke that is long
p.s. - they arn't really one liners anyway, as they all have at least two lines - one liners are the henny youngman "take my wife, please" jokes :P p.s.s. - know whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair 
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May 06, 2002, 01:47 PM
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Metal head
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Turku, Finland
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Facts on women
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May 06, 2002, 01:48 PM
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the InBond
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Omaha, Nebraska USA
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Andyo - I agree, I don't give it more than one and a half laughs myself. And didn't know it appeared in Maxim, either. That's the problem when you hear a joke in conversation: you don't know where it may have come from.
You're right, yours aren't one-liners in the literal sense. But 'two-liners' just didn't sound right. And go ahead and keep posting. I just wanted to grab the 'mic' for myself for a minute. Like LaRo said, they may be 'nasty', but they are funny.Quote:
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May 06, 2002, 02:59 PM
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Prince
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May 06, 2002, 03:47 PM
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FYI, I chase trains.
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Bourgondische Kreitz
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Moderator Action: way too lewd. You have 16 hours (until 12 noon CDT tomorrow) to explain to me why you should not be restricted for your large aggregation of lewdness, spamming threads, some flaming, and overall stinking up the place
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