What Did you Achieve today? - Page 9

Fifty · Mar 09, 2006, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by BCLG100

fifty? how did you manage to do ALL of them? and just how do you sqeeze wax out of your ears anyways...

It's a very lengthy process, but I was committed to success!

1. do not clean ears for a long time. I'm talkin months
2. get on a training regiment involving lots of squats so that you can have strong gluteal muscles.
3. drink a ton of water! wait for it to get into your baldder and HOLD IT!
4. eat some food, wait for it to get down into your intestines. Hold it in (this is where the squats help)!

Now this part you have to do really fast! YOU SHOULD BE OUTDOORS! No bathroom can handle the coming onslaught!

5. have an onion, and a handful of pollen ready.
6. drink a bottle of Epicac (to induce vomiting)
7. stick some pollen in your nose, and squeeze onion in your eye. Now you are crying, and ready to blow your nose.
8. when you feel the epicac has taken effect, and the vomit is coming fast and furious, you have to simultaneously relax your gluteal muscles and urinary muscles, as well as blow your nose HARD!
9. As the onslaught begins, you should have enough wax built up in your ears so that when you squeeze that little nub part and the back of the ear, wax comes out.

10. jump with joy at the amazing feat you have just accomplished!

Don't you want to try now!?

BCLG100 · Mar 09, 2006, 04:13 PM

i wouldnt jump for joy following that just for the amount of clearing afterwards it would take. now you gotta try and do all that and cough at the same time.

Chukchi Husky · Mar 10, 2006, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BCLG100

as in like you discovered it in real life? or just on t'internet?

Only on the internet.

nonconformist · Mar 10, 2006, 09:41 AM

Got an A (81/90) in my European History 1750-1900 exam on Bismarck

Arachnaphobia · Mar 10, 2006, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by nonconformist

Got an A (81/90) in my European History 1750-1900 exam on Bismarck

Good stuff.

I blagged my way out of doing histor homework and threw my friend's pencilcase out of a 2nd floor window.

EolTheDarkElf · Mar 10, 2006, 02:18 PM

A small step in an endless journey - AKA another day @ work. Still, a step forward it was.

Had a reasonably good afternoon - quite an achievement for me...

Darth_Pugwash · Mar 10, 2006, 03:37 PM

I got a C in media and a B in English, if we're on the subject of exam results.

Technically I didn't achieve them today but hey

Abaddon · Mar 25, 2006, 09:27 AM

Ive packed up everything but this laptop that i will need for the next four weeks in which i will be at home for easter vacation!

Jawz II · Mar 25, 2006, 10:02 AM

i read about chocolate icecream on this board last week and decided to get some.

i normally dont eat this kinda crap food,so i was at the store i decided that if im gonna be bad, i might as well buy some beer instead, so i got a 6 pack of heineken.

i got off the anti biotics yesterday so today i can drink alcohol.
im working on my 4th beer right now. i was gonna go visit my friend and call my ladyfriend, but i dont think its gonna happen, i think ill just sit in my recliner, watch movies and finish my 6-pack.

welcome to slob saturday.

Fifty · Mar 25, 2006, 10:04 AM

I have a great deal of school work to do today! It is 10am now, I'm going to try and work steadily until about 8 or 9pm (with the exception of food breaks, and brief 10 minute breathers and such). I'll probably still be posting in and out throughotu the day as I do my homework right here at my desk.

Chukchi Husky · Mar 25, 2006, 11:52 AM

Nothing as always.

tombeef · Mar 25, 2006, 11:54 AM

I accomplished global domination!!

Well, actually, just finished reading sports illustrated. But I did get an A on my physics exam Friday.

Silent Spectre · Mar 25, 2006, 11:58 AM

I went to aikido and trained to defend myself in a way that is relatively peaceful, it also helped with my health. I also stared at a 3D animated yin/yang wallpaper for something around 5 minutes. It's mesmerizing.

Narz · Mar 25, 2006, 03:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Chukchi Husky

Nothing as always.

Congratulations! You've fulfilled your expectations of yourself, as usual.

You're the master of yourself and you don't even know it.

Narz · Mar 25, 2006, 03:26 PM

As for me, I probably produced alot of Human Growth Hormone thru lots of sleep.

Xanikk999 · Mar 25, 2006, 04:15 PM

Nothing except make my own lunch for once (i know im lazy).

BCLG100 · Mar 26, 2006, 10:02 AM

Watched football and made a sandwhich, thats about it, my girlfriends coming round later however so might do something then.

Mirc · Mar 26, 2006, 10:10 AM

Today I caught a cold!

Sidhe · Mar 26, 2006, 10:19 AM

I finished my Assessment, I still don't get question 4 though I've followed the methodology precisely and I still get some damn no logical answer at the end. Maths is a *****, I bet I missed some really minor + or - or something and it's thrown the whole two pages of calculations down the toilet grrr maths

Heretic_Cata · Mar 26, 2006, 10:34 AM

I gave a book to a friend of mine who is in the hospital - he was happier

.

Mar 09, 2006, 04:13 PM	#162
BCLG100 Music Master Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lahndan Posts: 16,657	i wouldnt jump for joy following that just for the amount of clearing afterwards it would take. now you gotta try and do all that and cough at the same time. __________________ If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? Cure Cancer! Start Folding Today! Thanks Mistfit! And Rheinmetall for the christmasising

Mar 10, 2006, 09:41 AM	#164
nonconformist Miserable Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canterbury Posts: 18,754	Got an A (81/90) in my European History 1750-1900 exam on Bismarck __________________ In Love with a Reverse Mermaid I ate the bacon already. I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything. Allez Les Bleus! World Cup 2011

Mar 10, 2006, 03:37 PM	#167
Darth_Pugwash wobble wobble Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 2,876	I got a C in media and a B in English, if we're on the subject of exam results. Technically I didn't achieve them today but hey __________________ Made ya look.

Mar 25, 2006, 10:02 AM	#169
Jawz II Oh Dear Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arizona Bay Posts: 6,669	i read about chocolate icecream on this board last week and decided to get some. i normally dont eat this kinda crap food,so i was at the store i decided that if im gonna be bad, i might as well buy some beer instead, so i got a 6 pack of heineken. i got off the anti biotics yesterday so today i can drink alcohol. im working on my 4th beer right now. i was gonna go visit my friend and call my ladyfriend, but i dont think its gonna happen, i think ill just sit in my recliner, watch movies and finish my 6-pack. welcome to slob saturday. __________________ "I'll be the hyena, You'll see!"

Mar 25, 2006, 10:04 AM	#170
Fifty !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: an ecovillage in madagascar Posts: 10,646	I have a great deal of school work to do today! It is 10am now, I'm going to try and work steadily until about 8 or 9pm (with the exception of food breaks, and brief 10 minute breathers and such). I'll probably still be posting in and out throughotu the day as I do my homework right here at my desk. __________________ VISIT #FIFTYCHAT! CLICK HERE! ITS THE MOST ACTIVE CFC-RELATED CHATROOM!!! "Banning [Fifty and Perfection] is like a rite of passage for a mod." -Padma "Well, I guess this is a rite of passage for a CFCer." -FredLC on going to fiftychat <@Whomp> Fitty how'd you get so smart <@Whomp> I admire your brain

Mar 10, 2006, 02:18 PM	#166
EolTheDarkElf Suspended animation Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Nan Elmoth Posts: 203	A small step in an endless journey - AKA another day @ work. Still, a step forward it was. Had a reasonably good afternoon - quite an achievement for me...

Mar 25, 2006, 09:27 AM	#168
Abaddon Deity Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NES/FG/SF Activity:Arguing the toss Posts: 30,712 Images: 69	Ive packed up everything but this laptop that i will need for the next four weeks in which i will be at home for easter vacation!

Mar 25, 2006, 11:52 AM	#171
Chukchi Husky Lone Wolf Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Bath, England Posts: 6,042	Nothing as always. __________________ I beg for my tummy to be scratched...

Mar 25, 2006, 11:54 AM	#172
tombeef King Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 838	I accomplished global domination!! Well, actually, just finished reading sports illustrated. But I did get an A on my physics exam Friday.

Mar 25, 2006, 11:58 AM	#173
Silent Spectre Unuttered Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 106	I went to aikido and trained to defend myself in a way that is relatively peaceful, it also helped with my health. I also stared at a 3D animated yin/yang wallpaper for something around 5 minutes. It's mesmerizing.

Mar 25, 2006, 03:26 PM	#175
Narz keeping it real Join Date: May 2002 Location: Plainfield, NJ Posts: 23,123	As for me, I probably produced alot of Human Growth Hormone thru lots of sleep. __________________ My YouTube channel Books Narz recommends : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15 "The high you climb is always the high you get" - Kottonmouth Kings Make all your Amazon.com purchases thru this link (in US)

Mar 25, 2006, 04:15 PM	#176
Xanikk999 History junkie Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Fairfax county VA, USA Posts: 11,236	Nothing except make my own lunch for once (i know im lazy). __________________ A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan My Political Alignment: Economic Left/Right: -3.50 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -4.67

Mar 26, 2006, 10:02 AM	#177
BCLG100 Music Master Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Lahndan Posts: 16,657	Watched football and made a sandwhich, thats about it, my girlfriends coming round later however so might do something then. __________________ If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from? Cure Cancer! Start Folding Today! Thanks Mistfit! And Rheinmetall for the christmasising

Mar 26, 2006, 10:10 AM	#178
Mirc Not mIRC!!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Düsseldorf, ->Germany, E.U. Posts: 15,825	Today I caught a cold! __________________ --- Master Crossposter ---

Mar 26, 2006, 10:19 AM	#179
Sidhe Deity Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: England Posts: 12,987	I finished my Assessment, I still don't get question 4 though I've followed the methodology precisely and I still get some damn no logical answer at the end. Maths is a *****, I bet I missed some really minor + or - or something and it's thrown the whole two pages of calculations down the toilet grrr maths

Mar 26, 2006, 10:34 AM	#180
Heretic_Cata We're gonna live forever Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Romania Posts: 9,328 Images: 5	I gave a book to a friend of mine who is in the hospital - he was happier . __________________ And I did cartwheels in your honour. __________________

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