Mock the week

kristopherb · Mar 31, 2007, 02:32 PM

Over here (in england)there is Tv show "moch the week" and has a round (i forgot the name)and it stats which new questoin and the comedeins answer it.
eg
question "things you dont expect form comic relief?"

"keeping african warlords grinning since 1989"

and so on and so forth

each page has a new topic like "things you say to get in to power?" and so forth if you find your self starting a page make a question up. Each post must contian a mildly funny answer.

question 1.
"How not to negotiate with terrorist's."

Catharsis · Mar 31, 2007, 02:39 PM

kristopherb, I salute you.

"You know, you'd get a lot more publicity if you killed one of them first and then told us."

"Alright, but if you are going to blow something up, couldn't it at least be my ex-wife's house?"

"I'm sorry, I just can't take you seriously with that funny headgear on."

Swedishguy · Mar 31, 2007, 04:42 PM

"Dude, knock it off, let our american citizens go. And tattoo me. I want a black meadow!"

Technocactus · Apr 02, 2007, 01:25 PM

I take it you're talking about the "Scenes We'd Like To See" round?

Junglecutter · Apr 05, 2007, 01:54 PM

I bet there's a place in the desert where I can ski... No? Then why are you wearing a ski mask?

kristopherb · Apr 05, 2007, 04:10 PM

"i'll gve you 2 camal for your women"

LLXerxes · Apr 05, 2007, 06:06 PM

"Why not let our soldiers go, and we'll have a nice pork dinner?"

Abaddon · Apr 06, 2007, 07:15 AM

Ah, well, you see, the thing is, things are terribly stressful at the moment, i mean, with Gordon breathing down my neck, and the back benchers calling for me head.. perhaps you could, not terrorise for a while?

Truronian · Apr 06, 2007, 11:05 AM

We'll agree to the hostage exchange, if you'll throw in your groovy red umbrella.

Mise · Apr 08, 2007, 07:45 AM

Pwitty pleeeeeeeeeeease? *puppydog eyes*

Swedishguy · Apr 08, 2007, 02:29 PM

"Let 'em go or I call the Mythbusters!"

nonconformist · Apr 10, 2007, 08:40 AM

So, who's this Allah dude?

Mar 31, 2007, 02:32 PM	#1
kristopherb Protective/Charismatic Join Date: May 2006 Location: British Empire Soul:Tesco Posts: 2,194	Mock the week Over here (in england)there is Tv show "moch the week" and has a round (i forgot the name)and it stats which new questoin and the comedeins answer it. eg question "things you dont expect form comic relief?" "keeping african warlords grinning since 1989" and so on and so forth each page has a new topic like "things you say to get in to power?" and so forth if you find your self starting a page make a question up. Each post must contian a mildly funny answer. question 1. "How not to negotiate with terrorist's." __________________ But disaster isn't coming, it's already arrived I am so lucky,I think that I survived Manic Street Preachers

Mar 31, 2007, 02:39 PM	#2
Catharsis EMBRACE THE MAINSTREAM Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Clinging onto underside of forum Posts: 3,902	kristopherb, I salute you. "You know, you'd get a lot more publicity if you killed one of them first and then told us." "Alright, but if you are going to blow something up, couldn't it at least be my ex-wife's house?" "I'm sorry, I just can't take you seriously with that funny headgear on." __________________ "Usually, a video begins with one person (often helmeted or masked) dancing to the song alone for 15 seconds, surrounded by other people not paying attention or unaware of the dancing individual. When the bass drops, the video cuts to the entire crowd doing a crazy convulsive dance for the next 15 seconds. The dancing style should not be confused with the original Harlem Shake dance."

Apr 05, 2007, 01:54 PM	#5
Junglecutter Honorable Delegate Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Singapore Posts: 340	I bet there's a place in the desert where I can ski... No? Then why are you wearing a ski mask? __________________ "I came, I saw, but I have yet to conquer..."

Apr 05, 2007, 04:10 PM	#6
kristopherb Protective/Charismatic Join Date: May 2006 Location: British Empire Soul:Tesco Posts: 2,194	"i'll gve you 2 camal for your women" __________________ But disaster isn't coming, it's already arrived I am so lucky,I think that I survived Manic Street Preachers

Apr 06, 2007, 11:05 AM	#9
Truronian Quite unfamiliar Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Near Cornwall Posts: 9,466 Images: 1	We'll agree to the hostage exchange, if you'll throw in your groovy red umbrella. __________________ Better to serve in hell than to reign in Devon...

Mar 31, 2007, 04:42 PM	#3
Swedishguy Deity Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Eskilstuna, Sweden IQ: N/A Posts: 7,257	"Dude, knock it off, let our american citizens go. And tattoo me. I want a black meadow!"

Apr 02, 2007, 01:25 PM	#4
Technocactus Lurker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Stratford, Warks, England Posts: 595	I take it you're talking about the "Scenes We'd Like To See" round?

Apr 05, 2007, 06:06 PM	#7
LLXerxes Space Travel is Boring Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 5,079 Images: 2	"Why not let our soldiers go, and we'll have a nice pork dinner?"

Apr 06, 2007, 07:15 AM	#8
Abaddon Deity Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: NES/FG/SF Activity:Arguing the toss Posts: 30,712 Images: 69	Ah, well, you see, the thing is, things are terribly stressful at the moment, i mean, with Gordon breathing down my neck, and the back benchers calling for me head.. perhaps you could, not terrorise for a while?

Apr 08, 2007, 07:45 AM	#10
Mise isle of lucy Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: London, UK Posts: 25,079	Pwitty pleeeeeeeeeeease? puppydog eyes __________________ Come to fiftychat! It's where downtown hangs out!

Apr 08, 2007, 02:29 PM	#11
Swedishguy Deity Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Eskilstuna, Sweden IQ: N/A Posts: 7,257	"Let 'em go or I call the Mythbusters!"

Apr 10, 2007, 08:40 AM	#12
nonconformist Miserable Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Canterbury Posts: 18,754	So, who's this Allah dude? __________________ In Love with a Reverse Mermaid I ate the bacon already. I could smell it in your purse before I even parked my car. And now it’s gone and I hate everything. Allez Les Bleus! World Cup 2011

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