The funniest thing in Civ3

when I get a tech lead, I got all the civilizations coming up to me with trade offers like this:

we give territory map
we want territory map and computers (or whatever)

yeah, right! I want your territory map soooo bad... maybe I could throw in some extra cash? how about some dyes or gems? few cities maybe? HA!

to stupid to be funny as a matter of fact...

I have those type of turns too. Sometimes all the civs come 1 by 1 to me and ask me to trade world maps or techs. It gets annoying if you have 12 civs on the map.

i find it funny when your rival city has only one city tottaly nuked and so doomed:that they say:we will never surrender and next round they are destroyed

The funniest thing I've seen, after playing with the mod, was that
every time one of my workers moved adjacent to one of my ballistic
unit, that unit would take a pot shot & kill my worker.
But the funniest part was when a worker moved adjacent to an
unprotected city holding an ICBM...Need I say moore?