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Jul 02, 2012, 06:39 PM
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Immortal
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brazil
Posts: 5,701
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You should take an axe or a bow to be safer, wild animals can sometimes kill warriors.
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Sonereal: Everytime I type in pokemon, it finishes with "slash fiction"
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Jul 03, 2012, 02:20 PM
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Chieftain
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Nowhere, I am nomadic
Posts: 27
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2839) You wonder why the British didn't use grenadiers against the Americans
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Why does Julius Caesar take all the fame when Augustus was way way way better? All Julius ever did was turn Rome into an empire. Either way Genghis Khan is #1 ALWAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Jul 03, 2012, 02:29 PM
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Black Jesus
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Anywhere I want to be, yo
Posts: 2,590
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The americans were using Musketmen with Combat 1-6, Pinch, and all the Drill promotions, obvously. They got a bunch of GGs.
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Jul 03, 2012, 04:17 PM
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Goblin Axeman
Join Date: Nov 2011
Location: Connecticut
Posts: 304
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RNG. Tons of bad rolls for the British, and some spys from the Frenchies...
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Today's ??? (_13MAR13_): Me? I'm just enjoying a totally awesome remix of a classic game song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bABFNS5mN4 |
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Aug 04, 2012, 11:11 PM
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Thelonious Monk
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Moral Kiosk
Posts: 787
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Has someone greeted you yet? (Just kidding, I don't care, I'll do it anyway)
     WELCOME!!!
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Aug 07, 2012, 05:51 AM
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Caliph
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Somewhere in May City, Egypt
Posts: 94
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2840)When you fail history class, because your teachers don't believe that Montezuma conquered Central and North America, capitulated president Roosevelt, and colonized Brazil and parts of Indonesia.
2841) You purposely go to the diplomacy sound files to listen to Justinian's theme. 2842) When you believe that it's possible to conduct espionage and change Saudi Arabia's civic to Free Religion. 2843) Somalian pirates? Yeah right, they don't even have privateers! Last edited by Sanguivorant; Aug 07, 2012 at 06:10 AM. |
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Aug 07, 2012, 06:24 AM
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King
Join Date: May 2010
Posts: 733
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An Iberian Love Story, the 14th most viewed Civ4 story (Last updated: 2012.12.23)
Recipient of an Ulmer Cookie, dated 31 August 2011, Finalist of the 2011 Civ4 S&T Awards under the History Book Category |
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Aug 07, 2012, 07:37 AM
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Caliph
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Somewhere in May City, Egypt
Posts: 94
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2844)Somalia must have the Colloseum wonder, since they can get coins from working ocean tiles.
2845)You believe all world leaders make decisions based on the RFC game they are all currently playing. |
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Aug 07, 2012, 02:48 PM
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Prince
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 353
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2846)You have reached both wonder limits in every city (small number of cities, but still)
2847) You wonder why the ancient Egyptians, having built the pyramids, did not use police state or universal suffrage 2848) You wonder why there was any problem when Gandhi decided to change the government Dunno if they've already been said... |
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Aug 07, 2012, 03:57 PM
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Chieftain
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 15
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2849) You are astonished to find Hallmark doesn't make any "We Love the Monarch Day" cards.
2850) You find yourself constantly mousing over forum screenshots for additional HUD info. 2851) When traveling, you worry about being stopped at certain international boarders with "You declared war on us" or "We cannot forget your cruel oppression". |
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Aug 11, 2012, 06:13 AM
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Caliph
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Somewhere in May City, Egypt
Posts: 94
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2852)You go to Constantinople, but you are disappointed that you are hearing the Turkish diplomacy instead of the Byzantine diplomacy.
2853)You are able to study science and philosophy, because your father studied politics and war. |
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Aug 11, 2012, 11:41 AM
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Thelonious Monk
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Moral Kiosk
Posts: 787
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2854: You believe slash-and-burn farming is wrong solely because it would be much more logical to cottage those grasslands instead of farming them.
2855: You go ta ancient Epirus expecting to find the Temple of Artemis, but are disappointed when you see only a stone pillar. 2856: In despair you fly to Egytp, only to find an un-moving pyramid. 2857: In a last-ditch effort to find a true world wonder, you go to China, to see the Great Wall. After noticing it doesn't fully surround China, you conclude that ancient China's southern borders must have stretched all the way to ocean.
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Aug 11, 2012, 11:42 AM
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Emperor
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 1,046
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2854) You think you can go to Constantinople, because the AI doesn't change city names ever.
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Aug 11, 2012, 11:45 AM
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Thelonious Monk
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Moral Kiosk
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Aug 11, 2012, 02:09 PM
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Glory to the Hypno-Ulm
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Hence... wait a second... 2855: You realize you can't go to constantinople, but can go to byzantion for exactly the same reason.
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RIP ULM ---- That's what they have shields for. Out in front of you for swordsmen, above your head for archers, kinda to the side for axemen. ICBMs? Just jump into a hole and cover the hole with your shield, you're good. - TheMulattoMaker
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Aug 11, 2012, 05:00 PM
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Prince
Join Date: Jul 2012
Posts: 353
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