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Old Aug 18, 2008, 06:04 PM   #1
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You been on CFC too much when...

1. You take your laptop into the bathroom to log on while doing business.
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Old Aug 18, 2008, 06:06 PM   #2
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Old Aug 18, 2008, 07:13 PM   #3
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the prophet of common sense is haunting you in your dreams.
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Old Aug 19, 2008, 07:20 AM   #4
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Old Aug 19, 2008, 07:33 AM   #5
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4. 99% of human population is retarded
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Old Aug 19, 2008, 07:47 AM   #6
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5. You think that everybody looks like their avatars.
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Old Aug 19, 2008, 10:17 AM   #7
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5. You think that everybody looks like their avatars.
and that some people are units, while others are technologys (the technology people are the 1 percent.
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Old Aug 19, 2008, 11:37 AM   #8
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6. You care enough to tell people when you're leaving and when you're back.
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Old Aug 19, 2008, 11:39 AM   #9
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6.5) you double post
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Old Aug 19, 2008, 01:10 PM   #10
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Old Aug 19, 2008, 04:23 PM   #11
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Old Aug 20, 2008, 01:11 AM   #12
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9. you want to pick up lots of money when you go out
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Old Aug 20, 2008, 06:10 AM   #13
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10. You don't have time to even play civ

11. You get really excited when Ekmek makes new LHs.
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Old Aug 20, 2008, 06:10 AM   #14
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5. You think that everybody looks like their avatars.
Hahah. I actually do ...................

Sorry for the doublepost...
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Old Aug 20, 2008, 06:54 AM   #15
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Real ones from the life of Perf:
12. You've seen multiple CFCers amatuer pornography
13. You're in the facebook group
14. You know the forums by forum number
15. Given a thread number you can tell approximately when the thread was created
16. You know your own user ID number and join date
17. You know the delay times between searches, posts and reporting posts
18. You have more nicknames on CFC then in real life
19. You know the ASL of almost every major poster
20. You have personal CFC memes that others recognize and emulate
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Old Aug 21, 2008, 12:48 PM   #16
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21. You lie awake at night fearing the giant radioactive monkeys that lurk in the shadows.

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Hahah. I actually do ...................
Oh man, I'm in trouble.
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Old Aug 21, 2008, 12:59 PM   #17
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I actually do
Do you mean "I actually do think that everybody looks like their avatars" or "I actually do look like my avatar"?
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Old Aug 21, 2008, 01:27 PM   #18
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22 When you see anything that looks like MobBoss avatar he is the first thing that comes in mind.
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Old Aug 21, 2008, 02:36 PM   #19
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23. It's where you get most of your political news.

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Oh man, I'm in trouble.
YOU'RE in trouble? You people would be surprised to learn that I am actually a one-foot six-inch silver microphone.
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Old Aug 21, 2008, 03:56 PM   #20
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24. You get annoyed at Great Prophets in your Civ games, thinking that it's MobBoss spreading lies and propaganda in your empire
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