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Old Jan 19, 2009, 07:15 AM   #1
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Bleep you, penguin!

http://tinyurl.com/5mjtft

"A blog where I tell cute animals what's what", apparently. An exerpt:

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Friday, January 16, 2009

Iguanas are living in the past


Not to be a dick or anything, Iguana, but you're not a bloody dinosaur. I know you roam around showing off your scaly skin, beady little eyes, and your nose holes. And yes, I've seen your tongue. But let me ask you a few questions. Can I ride you? Do you have answering machine messages from Steven Spielberg? WERE YOU ON MY SHOES WHEN I WAS EIGHT???

So don't waddle or slither or whatever you do over here and pretend that you rule the earth. WELCOME TO THE QUATERNARY PERIOD, IGUANA.

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Old Jan 19, 2009, 11:30 AM   #2
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Hmm, humor through ranting.
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Old Jan 20, 2009, 09:53 PM   #3
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Old Jan 21, 2009, 02:31 PM   #4
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It's written humour.
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Old Jan 21, 2009, 09:58 PM   #5
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Old Jan 22, 2009, 03:38 AM   #6
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