stupid compnay slogans

dragonforce · Feb 23, 2009, 07:39 PM

post the stupidist company slogans you can think on here
made up ones are ok as long as you list a company to go allong with them

i'l start
life is random-apple (i mean come on can't you think of something better when trying to sell somthing like the shuffle... maby something like **** screens)

kind of lame maby you can think of better

Bigfoot3814 · Feb 23, 2009, 07:52 PM

Coke brings your dead ancestors back to life.

It was a translation mistake but still great.

Firestorm94 · Feb 23, 2009, 07:57 PM

Cheapo's Flower Shop:
Roses are red violets are blue... ah f*** it, just buy the damn flowers.

rhawn · Feb 23, 2009, 08:25 PM

by mennen
tenchar

Bigfoot3814 · Feb 23, 2009, 08:27 PM

Head On: Apply directly to the forehead.

rhawn · Feb 23, 2009, 08:28 PM

Son almost runs into woman in the middle of the day, "That's was a close shave"
Cut to Father upstairs shaving "BARBASOL!"

Veritass · Feb 24, 2009, 02:55 PM

H&R Block (U.S. income tax preparation company): "You got people."

mechaerik · Feb 24, 2009, 03:56 PM

Annex · Feb 24, 2009, 09:39 PM

Thats what she said.

Firestorm94 · Feb 24, 2009, 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Annex

Thats what she said.

Exactly what I was thinking.

Onionsoilder · Feb 25, 2009, 12:58 PM

Not exactly a slogan, but a really bad advertisment:

"Your honor I swear, that burger told me it was 18!"

dragonforce · Feb 25, 2009, 02:43 PM

(hi billy mais(sp?)here) save a trunk- do you have junk in your trunk clean it up with save a trunk

kristopherb · Feb 26, 2009, 10:35 AM

"Vote BNP you know it makes no sence"

Jvposter · Feb 26, 2009, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigfoot3814

Coke brings your dead ancestors back to life.

It was a translation mistake but still great.

yes indeed

Mirc · Feb 26, 2009, 12:55 PM

Welcome to CFC Jvposter! Bine ai venit!

On topic:
While traveling through Spain, by train, to get to a town where I had a performance to make, I saw this in a random railway station:

"To help you with the travel, we are here.

Always in time for late never."

Bad translations FTW!

Maniacal · Feb 28, 2009, 02:43 AM

Any MacD add is crap.

The grocery store I work at recently got new aprons that used to just have the logo and company name on them and were nice, but now they say "Experiance the difference Quality makes". Not the worst but it's still lame. Our quality shouldn't be any better than anyone else, although somehow it is in a number of areas (the bakery is pretty good, and our fried chicken in the Deli is apparently better than KFCs).

Sharwood · Mar 01, 2009, 09:33 PM

Not really a bad slogan, so much as the most hilarious juxtaposition I've ever seen.

KFC sign, with slogan: Finger lickin' good!

Upper part of the sign covered by:

Hunter Valley Escorts: Making your night one to remember.

Thus creating:

Hunter Valley Escorts: Making your night one to remember.
Finger lickin' good!

Brighteye · Mar 04, 2009, 05:24 PM

My favourite ever is for Shanks, a company that makes and runs bin lorries.

'Shanks waste solutions'

It might be 'Shanks: waste solutions', but it's funny either way.

Flying Pig · Mar 07, 2009, 05:19 AM

New KFC ad - you'll feel like you robbed us.

In a moral culture of law-abiding people, what does that say?

Huayna Capac357 · Mar 09, 2009, 07:57 PM

You beat your sweet Aspercreme! Note they changed it quickly to "You bet that it's Aspercreme!" rather quickly

Feb 23, 2009, 07:39 PM	#1
dragonforce Chieftain Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: nowhere Posts: 49	stupid compnay slogans post the stupidist company slogans you can think on here made up ones are ok as long as you list a company to go allong with them i'l start life is random-apple (i mean come on can't you think of something better when trying to sell somthing like the shuffle... maby something like **** screens) kind of lame maby you can think of better

Feb 23, 2009, 07:52 PM	#2
Bigfoot3814 Deity Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell Posts: 6,194	Coke brings your dead ancestors back to life. It was a translation mistake but still great. __________________ We got 250,000 watts of soul powah, and we gonna soul your mind! If we could all just get together and groove with one another, everything'd be awrite! "Undaunted, slightly ridiculous, unbelievably fatheaded - and yet at the same time curiously noble - as he fights forward... Mankind, we salute you!" -Jean Shepherd

Feb 23, 2009, 08:27 PM	#5
Bigfoot3814 Deity Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell Posts: 6,194	Head On: Apply directly to the forehead. __________________ We got 250,000 watts of soul powah, and we gonna soul your mind! If we could all just get together and groove with one another, everything'd be awrite! "Undaunted, slightly ridiculous, unbelievably fatheaded - and yet at the same time curiously noble - as he fights forward... Mankind, we salute you!" -Jean Shepherd

Feb 24, 2009, 09:39 PM	#9
Annex Tyranny and Mutation Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: New York State Posts: 2,235	Thats what she said. __________________ R-E-A-D . A . B-O-OKAY!

Feb 26, 2009, 10:35 AM	#13
kristopherb Protective/Charismatic Join Date: May 2006 Location: British Empire Soul:Tesco Posts: 2,195	"Vote BNP you know it makes no sence" __________________ But disaster isn't coming, it's already arrived I am so lucky,I think that I survived Manic Street Preachers

Feb 23, 2009, 07:57 PM	#3
Firestorm94 zuh? Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: In a state of confusion Posts: 832 Images: 4	Cheapo's Flower Shop: Roses are red violets are blue... ah f*** it, just buy the damn flowers.

Feb 23, 2009, 08:25 PM	#4
rhawn King Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 959	by mennen tenchar

Feb 23, 2009, 08:28 PM	#6
rhawn King Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 959	Son almost runs into woman in the middle of the day, "That's was a close shave" Cut to Father upstairs shaving "BARBASOL!"

Feb 24, 2009, 02:55 PM	#7
Veritass Seeker of Golden Threads Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,199	H&R Block (U.S. income tax preparation company): "You got people."

Feb 24, 2009, 03:56 PM	#8
mechaerik Dry Bones Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 5,539

Feb 25, 2009, 12:58 PM	#11
Onionsoilder Reaver Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 3,173 Images: 2	Not exactly a slogan, but a really bad advertisment: "Your honor I swear, that burger told me it was 18!"

Feb 25, 2009, 02:43 PM	#12
dragonforce Chieftain Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: nowhere Posts: 49	(hi billy mais(sp?)here) save a trunk- do you have junk in your trunk clean it up with save a trunk

Feb 26, 2009, 12:55 PM	#15
Mirc Not mIRC!!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Düsseldorf, ->Germany, E.U. Posts: 15,825	Welcome to CFC Jvposter! Bine ai venit! On topic: While traveling through Spain, by train, to get to a town where I had a performance to make, I saw this in a random railway station: "To help you with the travel, we are here. Always in time for late never." Bad translations FTW! __________________ --- Master Crossposter ---

Feb 28, 2009, 02:43 AM	#16
Maniacal the green Napoleon Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 17,305	Any MacD add is crap. The grocery store I work at recently got new aprons that used to just have the logo and company name on them and were nice, but now they say "Experiance the difference Quality makes". Not the worst but it's still lame. Our quality shouldn't be any better than anyone else, although somehow it is in a number of areas (the bakery is pretty good, and our fried chicken in the Deli is apparently better than KFCs). __________________ Civilization Fanatics Steam Usergroup (I am) Fresh Prince of Buckingham \| Game Sales & Bargains Thread Insults are the last refuge of the out-argued.

Mar 01, 2009, 09:33 PM	#17
Sharwood Rich, doctor nephew Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: A little place outside Atlanta Posts: 6,958	Not really a bad slogan, so much as the most hilarious juxtaposition I've ever seen. KFC sign, with slogan: Finger lickin' good! Upper part of the sign covered by: Hunter Valley Escorts: Making your night one to remember. Thus creating: Hunter Valley Escorts: Making your night one to remember. Finger lickin' good!

Mar 04, 2009, 05:24 PM	#18
Brighteye intuitively Bayesian Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Oxford Posts: 5,742	My favourite ever is for Shanks, a company that makes and runs bin lorries. 'Shanks waste solutions' It might be 'Shanks: waste solutions', but it's funny either way.

Mar 07, 2009, 05:19 AM	#19
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Mar 09, 2009, 07:57 PM	#20
Huayna Capac357 Deity Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 8,207	You beat your sweet Aspercreme! Note they changed it quickly to "You bet that it's Aspercreme!" rather quickly __________________ But every time it rains You're here in my head Like the sun coming out

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