Homie
Anti-Lefty
Reading the thread about Steve Irwin aka "The Aussie Hunter" aka "The Crocodile Hunter" I decided to post a poll about how you guess the Aussie hunter will meet his maker.
How do you 'recon' the Aussie Hunter will parish?
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knowltok2
Deity
I say a snake. He knows his crocs, and I think he will gow old and realize he can't wrestle them anymore due to failing strength. Strength not being needed for snakes though, he will keep playing with them until one of them finds out that old Stevo's reflexs have gone a bit soft.
dannyevilcat
DESTROYER OF FURNITURE
I think after surviving as much as he has, when he does kick it, it'll be anti-climactic, like a car accident, or slipping on a banana-peel, or something. "Crickey, I didn't see that one coming."
CurtSibling
ENEMY ACE™
Darkshade's secret police!
Ohwell
Deity
OOps, a second thread.
I say he will be eaten by a crocodile. Creiky!
I say he will be eaten by a crocodile. Creiky!
Xiahou-Dun
Retired Super Hero
I say other...Car wreck...with his wife driving.
napoleon526
Emperor
I don't think that he will be killed by any animal. If you've watched his show, you'll see that he always does crazy things, but he very rarely gets injured. He has never been bitten by a venomous snake, and only been bitten two or three times by crocs, which is amazing considering that he's spent his entire life around them. Steve is crazy, but he knows what he's doing, and has a lifetime of experience to tell him when an animal is feigning attack or is really preparing to strike. He can also recognize the difference between a dangerous animal and a harmless one. As to him getting older, he's said that there'll be a time when he can no longer 'stay in the game', and when that comes he'll probably just continue running his park and not run off doing insane things anymore.
Greadius
:yeah:
He'll probably outlive us all, dying at 125 and becoming the oldest living Aussie ever.
Seriously, with that man's luck & energy, what the heck could bring him down? He's invincible!
Seriously, with that man's luck & energy, what the heck could bring him down? He's invincible!
Perfection
The Great Head.
I say he gets the "West Nile Virus" or malaria from all those swamps he goes to.
anarchywrksbest
Deity
Get drunk and try to catch an oncoming car.....'easy mate'
Perfection
The Great Head.
or train
HotDog Fish
Leftist Loyalist
Nothing short of space pirates will ever kill that man, he's like the energizer bunny he keeps going. But I think something stupid, like car accident, or poison and disease will kill him, so bring on the crocs, the man is invincible
amadeus
Serenity now
His wife will probably buy some alligator luggage, and in an ironic accident, he'll trip over the bags and kill himself.
Perfection
The Great Head.
Maybe the energizer bunny will kill him. I think he's the son of the rabbit in monty python.
bobgote
Trousers
Yes this one. I fear of going overseas. I don't want to be up on murder charges just cos someone asked me to say "crikey"
jpowers
Emperor
Crikey, mates, there sure do seem to be a lot of whingers hereabouts! Just grab a Vicky and a Sheila, and let's fire up the Barbie!
Perfection
The Great Head.
That one's so funny it earns the accliam of the rolling tower of smillies
bobgote
Trousers
Where's my shotgun....?
