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Sep 21, 2002, 09:14 PM
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is not a pipe.
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: deceiving people with images
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Holy Church of the Great Doughnut
Listen, O sons and daughters of Fanatika, for I have a message. THE GREAT DOUGHNUT GOD is ready to establish his earthly Church for His chosen, the peoples of Fanatika. Come, follow the ways of the Doughnut God.
Make friends with those who are friendly. Subjugate those who wish to subjugate. Conquer those who stand in your way. All peoples of the world are equal, so if they be either friends or enemies, deal with them justly, and with mercy. Come, follow the ways of the Great Doughnut God! |
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Sep 21, 2002, 09:32 PM
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Le Républicain Catholique
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: New Jersey/ Delaware Valley
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As Lord Master of the Jedi Knights, I see this bagel, or crossiant god, or something like that religion as a direct violation of the sacred Jedi Order. (No need to worry everyone. It's just roleplay
 I wanted someone to have opposing religion.)
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Sep 21, 2002, 09:41 PM
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We of the Holy Church of the Great Doughnut do not wish conflict with the Jedi Council. We preach global harmony, regardless of creed, through doughnuts. Now, let us share a Doughnut of Friendship.
Either way, you're wrong 
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Sep 21, 2002, 09:45 PM
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Le Républicain Catholique
Join Date: Apr 2002
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If I were you, I wouldn't eat my god. One can't worship something that is biten.
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Sep 21, 2002, 10:05 PM
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Each time one does eat a doughnut, the spirit that the Great Doughnut God places in each one of these tasty fried pastries is transferred onto you.
Think of it as praying. |
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Sep 21, 2002, 10:18 PM
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Resident Nuclear Launcher
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: In a strategic missile bunker
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:groans: This guy has been watching too much simpsoms
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Sep 27, 2002, 07:15 PM
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Fanatika, why do you neglect the GREAT DOUGHNUT GOD? Come to Him, lest He forsake you in your time of need. Worst yet, do not let Him become vegenful, or for you may want to wish you weren't born...
Summed up, BUMP. |
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Sep 27, 2002, 08:10 PM
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Looking for the door...
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Behind you
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Ah, here it is. I have a quarter of beef in my cart that I wish to donate to your church. I will not age it any longer and the demand has slackened. Please share it with your followers. I shall return for the shroud.
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Sep 27, 2002, 08:14 PM
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is not a pipe.
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The Church thanks you for your generous donation. The GREAT DOUGHNUT GOD shall remember your generosity! May his blessings ever be upon you!
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Sep 28, 2002, 09:15 AM
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Stuck in Limbo
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: On a rock
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Im just happy your avatars back!!
The Great Iguanaman |
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Sep 28, 2002, 10:01 AM
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Music Master
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Lahndan
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i think it was because of THE GREAT DOUGHNUT GOD that it came back does it know where it went?
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Sep 28, 2002, 10:03 PM
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is not a pipe.
Join Date: Jan 2002
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Actually, my avatar was part of a failed brilliant plan...
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