Porn is King

I'm watching the movie "Porn, Inc." and an incredible list of porn dependent things.

Porn Mags
Porn Movies
The internet
Sex Toys
Cigar industry
GHB industry
Convenience Stores
Cinemax/HBO
USA Up All Night
Anna Nicole Smith's career
Pet stores (apparently from the sale of small rodents)
Vaseline
Furniture and Carpet spot removal products
KY lubricants

and I am repulsed, almost everything is dependant on porn, we need to kill the subsides!

Viagra
Enzyte
Planned Parenthood
Public clinics
The condom industry
Almost all people get STD's from the results of watching porn
Child sexual abuse results from porn
Domestic violence
the list goes on seemingly forever :eww:

also it is prominent in
Beef
Chicken
Pork
Fish (WTFH????)

I think I'm going insane
what do you think?

Copycat thread?

i dont think the porn industry is any worse than, say, the food industry.

I didn't realize pornography was so influential. Thank you for your most educational post.

I agree.

And 99% of the adult male population. Seriously what would you do if you didn't have porn? Frankly I'd be lost.

What is this thread mocking?

Merkinball said:

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I think I'm going insane
what do you think?

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I think you need to work on your skills in the noble art of satire.

Chris Morris does satire.

Well, if I have to choose one between porn and corn to be king.
My vote certainly goes to porn.