1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much. - Page 10

Gucumatz · Aug 18, 2012, 10:09 AM

309. You denounce your friends for taking your truffles from under your nose, or your pig's nose

Jerman · Aug 19, 2012, 01:21 AM

310: You think Cesar runs Italy because Italy does not exist. But you think they used some kind of mod to change the name.
311. When you hear of the civil war you say it never happened cause you cant be at war with yourself.
312. You then hear of the revolutionary war and say that part of a civ cant break off and from other in game civs (except in civ 4 colonization.)

blackcatatonic · Aug 19, 2012, 05:31 AM

313. When your neighbour builds a conservatory and a new shed in quick succession, you denounce him for expanding too aggressively.

eris · Aug 20, 2012, 07:03 AM

314. When you try to get the navigation/maps app on your phone to display in hexes.

God of Kings · Aug 20, 2012, 07:27 PM

315. Whenever anyone loses in anything, a half-buried, half-excavated giant marble statue of a woman shows up in the middle of a desert, even if that person is not in a desert. If one person wins, then that statue shows up for everyone else.

Princeofnigeria · Aug 21, 2012, 01:26 PM

316. You deny WWI ever happened. It is completely impossible that enough countries (most of which hated each other) could sign enough defensive pacts and protection pledges to have the events to play out.
317. You think the korean and mongol president sucks. How could he lose the lead with such an overpowering ability/ unit?!
318. You believe ancient greece, polynesia, maya, japan, and china where unified countries.

King William I · Aug 22, 2012, 07:17 PM

319. You think that Machu Pichu never existed, Incans can't cross mountains.

320. You're convinced Englisk Machine guns have better range.

kiwi712 · Aug 22, 2012, 07:46 PM

321. You wonder why America doesn't rule the world because they were the first to go to the moon.

Princeofnigeria · Aug 22, 2012, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kiwi712

321. You wonder why America doesn't rule the world because they were the first to go to the moon.

No, they just finish the appolo program, we haven't built the alpha cenauri parts yet.
322. You don't believe in plate tectonics (tiles moving?! Preposterous!)
323. You think their are only 11 religions (the rest are just pantheons)
324. You wonder how the celts only maneged a pantheon with druidic lore AND stonehenge.

trexeric · Aug 25, 2012, 03:10 PM

325 - You wonder what difficulty Obama is playing on

Cicero63 · Aug 25, 2012, 03:20 PM

326: You wish you become the leader of your country only because you become immortal when you lead your country

theguy8882 · Aug 25, 2012, 04:01 PM

327. You wonder why North Korea picked order instead of Autocracy.

Jerman · Aug 25, 2012, 11:16 PM

Kiwi712: 321. You wonder why America doesn't rule the world because they were the first to go to the moon.
Wow just a few days before Neil's death LOL.

328: When you Obama denounces Syria you think of Washington in diplo screen denouncing Al Rishid

BelSoulthief · Aug 27, 2012, 02:58 AM

329: You throw a rock at yourself and say: HA! NUKED MY OWN CITY

DDD

330: You throw a rock on an Ants nest and say: HA! NUKED A BARBARIAN ENCAMPMENT!

331: Moderator Action: *snip* yeah, qualifies sure also as having too much played, but is not appropriate for CFC.
332: 75% of the civs are now Mods or DLC

333: You go on civ And Say: "Were is my Dragonspyrian-Equestrian-Harkonnen whatever other fan-civ Civilization?" Then you face palm realizing you'll have to spend another week downloading Fictional civs.

Jerman · Aug 27, 2012, 07:47 PM

334. You have you post deleted by a mod because you were to busy playing civ to read the rules

Biche2 · Aug 28, 2012, 05:59 AM

335; You wonder why China is trying to send a man on moon, the good destination is Alpha centaury

Jerman · Aug 28, 2012, 12:15 PM

336: You decide to start your own civ and then try to capture every capital from every major country in the world and start sending money to the smaller ones to ally with them.
337. Because of 336 the FBI,MI5,KGB, Egyptian military, Indian national guard. GIGN, The peoples defense force of Beijing, and Japan want to arrest you for acts of terror (we are at war. of course i'm going to shoot at people and blow up buses.)

Heerlo · Aug 28, 2012, 12:18 PM

337:You think that people don't have to build ships to transport military units.They just appear when the units enter the water.

OmniPotent42 · Aug 28, 2012, 02:17 PM

338. You can't go through a door because there is a unit there blocking the choke and you can't ask the owner of the unit to move it, and you are a civilian unit.
339. You wonder to yourself if the road you are travelling on is short enough to generate a profitable trade route.

Heerlo · Aug 29, 2012, 10:23 AM

340:You think that bigger nations can't trade with smaller nations.

Aug 18, 2012, 10:09 AM	#181
Gucumatz Maximón Join Date: Dec 2011 Location: North Carolina Posts: 3,821	309. You denounce your friends for taking your truffles from under your nose, or your pig's nose __________________ "The time for dawn has come, let us finish our work. Let us create those who are to feed and provide for us appear. Let man appear, let humanity exist on earth." - The Popol Vuh

Aug 20, 2012, 07:03 AM	#184
eris Prince Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: On this forum Posts: 561	314. When you try to get the navigation/maps app on your phone to display in hexes. __________________ If you aren't confused, You don't understand

Aug 22, 2012, 07:17 PM	#187
King William I Warlord Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: Alabama Posts: 146	319. You think that Machu Pichu never existed, Incans can't cross mountains. 320. You're convinced Englisk Machine guns have better range. __________________ Hey! check out Treaties and Colonies, My Idea for CiV's next Expansion! Tell me what you think!

Aug 25, 2012, 03:10 PM	#190
trexeric Spirit of the Forest Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 1,422	325 - You wonder what difficulty Obama is playing on __________________ trexeric's RFC Wins (Viceroy, Monarch, Emperor) Portugal, France, England, Egypt, Babylon, Greece, Mongolia, Japan, Netherlands, Carthage, Russia, Maya, Aztec, Inca, Ethiopia, Arabia, Khmer, Vikings, Turkey, India, America, Spain, Rome trexeric's RFC SoI Wins (Emir, Sultan, Caliph) Yemen, Armenia, Samanids, Timurids, Malwa, Abbasids, Ghaznavids, Antioch, Makuria, Fatimids, Seljuks, Georgia trexeric's RFCE Wins (Viceroy, Monarch, Emperor) Venice, Spain, Germany, Norse, Sweden, Hungary, Portugal, Cordoba

Aug 25, 2012, 03:20 PM	#191
Cicero63 Warlord Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Massachusetts, USA Posts: 185	326: You wish you become the leader of your country only because you become immortal when you lead your country Last edited by Cicero63; Aug 26, 2012 at 07:34 AM.

Aug 19, 2012, 01:21 AM	#182
Jerman Badass lord of Badassness Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 173	310: You think Cesar runs Italy because Italy does not exist. But you think they used some kind of mod to change the name. 311. When you hear of the civil war you say it never happened cause you cant be at war with yourself. 312. You then hear of the revolutionary war and say that part of a civ cant break off and from other in game civs (except in civ 4 colonization.)

Aug 19, 2012, 05:31 AM	#183
blackcatatonic Emperor Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: UK Posts: 1,340	313. When your neighbour builds a conservatory and a new shed in quick succession, you denounce him for expanding too aggressively.

Aug 20, 2012, 07:27 PM	#185
God of Kings Prince Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 529	315. Whenever anyone loses in anything, a half-buried, half-excavated giant marble statue of a woman shows up in the middle of a desert, even if that person is not in a desert. If one person wins, then that statue shows up for everyone else.

Aug 21, 2012, 01:26 PM	#186
Princeofnigeria The illustrious Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Nigeria Posts: 273	316. You deny WWI ever happened. It is completely impossible that enough countries (most of which hated each other) could sign enough defensive pacts and protection pledges to have the events to play out. 317. You think the korean and mongol president sucks. How could he lose the lead with such an overpowering ability/ unit?! 318. You believe ancient greece, polynesia, maya, japan, and china where unified countries.

Aug 22, 2012, 07:46 PM	#188
kiwi712 Chieftain Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 2	321. You wonder why America doesn't rule the world because they were the first to go to the moon.

Aug 25, 2012, 04:01 PM	#192
theguy8882 Warlord Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 201	327. You wonder why North Korea picked order instead of Autocracy. __________________ A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. ~Theodore Roosevelt

Aug 25, 2012, 11:16 PM	#193
Jerman Badass lord of Badassness Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 173	Kiwi712: 321. You wonder why America doesn't rule the world because they were the first to go to the moon. Wow just a few days before Neil's death LOL. 328: When you Obama denounces Syria you think of Washington in diplo screen denouncing Al Rishid

Aug 27, 2012, 02:58 AM	#194
BelSoulthief Chieftain Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 1	329: You throw a rock at yourself and say: HA! NUKED MY OWN CITY DDD 330: You throw a rock on an Ants nest and say: HA! NUKED A BARBARIAN ENCAMPMENT! 331: *Moderator Action: snip* yeah, qualifies sure also as having too much played, but is not appropriate for CFC.** 332: 75% of the civs are now Mods or DLC 333: You go on civ And Say: "Were is my Dragonspyrian-Equestrian-Harkonnen whatever other fan-civ Civilization?" Then you face palm realizing you'll have to spend another week downloading Fictional civs. Last edited by The_J; Aug 27, 2012 at 06:29 AM.

Aug 27, 2012, 07:47 PM	#195
Jerman Badass lord of Badassness Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 173	334. You have you post deleted by a mod because you were to busy playing civ to read the rules

Aug 28, 2012, 05:59 AM	#196
Biche2 Chieftain Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 6	335; You wonder why China is trying to send a man on moon, the good destination is Alpha centaury

Aug 28, 2012, 12:15 PM	#197
Jerman Badass lord of Badassness Join Date: Aug 2012 Posts: 173	336: You decide to start your own civ and then try to capture every capital from every major country in the world and start sending money to the smaller ones to ally with them. 337. Because of 336 the FBI,MI5,KGB, Egyptian military, Indian national guard. GIGN, The peoples defense force of Beijing, and Japan want to arrest you for acts of terror (we are at war. of course i'm going to shoot at people and blow up buses.) Last edited by Jerman; Aug 28, 2012 at 12:23 PM.

Aug 28, 2012, 12:18 PM	#198
Heerlo Keeper of Truth Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 1,414	337:You think that people don't have to build ships to transport military units.They just appear when the units enter the water. __________________ "For God so loved the world, that He gave His Only Begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him, should not perish, but have everlasting life.For God sent not His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved."-The Bible, John 3:16-17

Aug 28, 2012, 02:17 PM	#199
OmniPotent42 Prince Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 540 Images: 1	338. You can't go through a door because there is a unit there blocking the choke and you can't ask the owner of the unit to move it, and you are a civilian unit. 339. You wonder to yourself if the road you are travelling on is short enough to generate a profitable trade route. Last edited by OmniPotent42; Aug 28, 2012 at 03:55 PM.

Aug 29, 2012, 10:23 AM	#200
Heerlo Keeper of Truth Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 1,414	340:You think that bigger nations can't trade with smaller nations. __________________ "For God so loved the world, that He gave His Only Begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him, should not perish, but have everlasting life.For God sent not His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved."-The Bible, John 3:16-17

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