1000 Clues You Play Civilization V Too Much. - Page 6

Mesopotamian · Jun 20, 2011, 08:48 PM

You only greet your son like this:
Welcome back my son, i miss you.

code9 · Jun 21, 2011, 06:42 AM

You are not playing Civilization 4 BTS.

sav · Jun 22, 2011, 03:48 AM

170: You check Civfanatics every day just to see if the patch has come out.

EasyBee · Jun 22, 2011, 10:43 AM

171. Quality time with the wife consists solely of hotseat games. (cIV, but soon CiV!)
172. During said hot seat games, you have to stop playing civ on your phone to take your turn.
173. Your last argument with the wife started with the comment "What if I just raised MY difficulty level?"
174. All such minor disagreements are settled with the words "I'm sorry this has caused a divide between us."
175. While hanging out with friends one of them texts you to please stop talking about video games.
176. When confronted with #175, you start explaining to your friend how video games and civ are clearly not the same thing, resulting in another instance of #174.

Brenador · Jun 22, 2011, 03:43 PM

177. You have sex with your girlfriend when she's unhappy because she is four times less likely to get pregnant.
178. You call friend requests on Facebook "Declarations of Friendship"
179. You think catapults were the best way to sink galleys.
180. You think you will get a better education if you attend a university that is located near jungle.
181. Your position on nuclear power is that we should save our uranium for Giant Death Robots.

bronzeager · Jun 22, 2011, 04:40 PM

182. You start to ponder the real world potential of a Theocracy, since it would probably make everyone happier.
183. You assume that the middle ages started in the BCs, and that tanks dominated warfare in the 1800s.
184. Upon being corrected by someone about the "true" dates in history, you assume that real life scientists weren't effectively tech blocking.

(had to get those in before the new patch)

Save_Ferris · Jun 22, 2011, 05:32 PM

185. You propose a bombardment system for your city.
186. You hire advisors to tell you what to do.

MasterMishi · Jun 22, 2011, 06:47 PM

187. You would have whacked Iraq for their oil too.

188.1.175. You think the news is a replay.

189. You name your sons Sid, Otto and Monty

thadian · Jun 22, 2011, 09:59 PM

190. After buying horses and hiring riders, you attack the farm down the road for its cows and wheat.

191. When arrested, you declare diplomatic immunity from babylon.

191. You run for Governer with the campaign theme "I am Cultured, and Friendly! My opponent is Militaristic and Irrational!"

CELTICEMPIRE · Apr 21, 2012, 08:35 PM

193. You install missile launchers on your house so you can bombard your neighbors if they get too close.

JaGarLo · Apr 22, 2012, 02:50 AM

194. You sell a bottle of wine for 300 euro.
195. You would let your neighbors stay at home for 50 euro every 30 turns.
196. You got the whole Civ5 soundtrack on your Ipad.
197. You have read the manual of the game more than twice.
198. You don't understand why lots of civilizations in history became a Monarchy instead of a Republic.
199. You think nationalism in a democratic country is impossible.
200. You think that ''the more children you have, the more science your house generates''.

animalguy · Apr 22, 2012, 08:03 AM

200. You buy an extremely small house so you can choose more social policies

smallfish · Apr 22, 2012, 10:07 AM

201: You keep on saying "Mil agua ahm!" whenever you disagree with someone

CivCube · Apr 22, 2012, 10:46 AM

202. The neighbors have noticed their lawns have begun to disappear under tacky ornaments, aka your "wonders".
203. You buy more land because you've been listening to refined music, hence you have more culture. Again, the neighbors are not amused.

janboruta · Apr 22, 2012, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CivCube

203. You buy more land because you've been listening to refined music, hence you have more culture. Again, the neighbors are not amused.

204. You invite a great friend of yours, who indeed is a great artist, to a party. The next morning all adjacent neighbours are moving out and give you their houses

Fern · Apr 22, 2012, 11:42 AM

205. You don't understand why you might have to buy 2 bottles of wine as a gift to someone, afterall, they'll still be as happy as getting one bottle.

blackcatatonic · Apr 22, 2012, 01:19 PM

206. You chop down the tree in your garden to see if it will create enough hammers to make dinner ready sooner.

CivCube · Apr 22, 2012, 02:10 PM

207. Because you chopped down the tree, you feel less productive than before. Nothing to do with Civ V, of course.

208. You avoid reading the Civiliopedia for too long. Your Steam play time is inflated enough already.

nitevision · Apr 22, 2012, 11:58 PM

209. You chuckle whenever you read the news- "Obama Denounces North Korea over Military Expansion" is a lot funnier when you imagine Obama in a diplo screen, saying the "you're pathetic" line.

blackcatatonic · Apr 23, 2012, 04:11 AM

210. A Jehovah's Witness knocks on your door. You're intrigued, but you tell them they'll have to come back after June 19th because the religion mechanic hasn't been implemented yet.

Jun 22, 2011, 03:48 AM	#103
sav President for Life Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Middle Earth Posts: 519 Images: 2	170: You check Civfanatics every day just to see if the patch has come out. __________________ Like LOST? And/or old-school synths? then you might like IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE and QUESTION MARK, the new albums by Dharma Police!

Jun 22, 2011, 03:43 PM	#105
Brenador Warlord Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: United States Posts: 137 Images: 3	177. You have sex with your girlfriend when she's unhappy because she is four times less likely to get pregnant. 178. You call friend requests on Facebook "Declarations of Friendship" 179. You think catapults were the best way to sink galleys. 180. You think you will get a better education if you attend a university that is located near jungle. 181. Your position on nuclear power is that we should save our uranium for Giant Death Robots. __________________ “Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive.” - C.S Lewis

Jun 22, 2011, 05:32 PM	#107
Save_Ferris Admiring Myself Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Straight Outa Ponyville Posts: 3,053	185. You propose a bombardment system for your city. 186. You hire advisors to tell you what to do. __________________ Can you survive the deadly mountain? W E W A N T O U R O T B A C K !

Jun 22, 2011, 09:59 PM	#109
thadian Kami of Awakened Dreamers Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Indiana, USA Posts: 2,288	190. After buying horses and hiring riders, you attack the farm down the road for its cows and wheat. 191. When arrested, you declare diplomatic immunity from babylon. 191. You run for Governer with the campaign theme "I am Cultured, and Friendly! My opponent is Militaristic and Irrational!" __________________ The Modiquette The best post ever. Proud member of Religion and Revolution! Colonization will never be the same again! Check it out, the time is coming...

Apr 21, 2012, 08:35 PM	#110
CELTICEMPIRE Proud Kentuckian Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: The Commonwealth Posts: 3,105 Images: 2	193. You install missile launchers on your house so you can bombard your neighbors if they get too close. __________________ "The greatest evil is not now done in those sordid 'dens of crime' . . . but in clean, carpeted, warmed, and well-lighted offices, by quiet men with white collars and cut fingernails and smooth-shaven cheeks who do not need to raise their voice." - C.S. Lewis, from The Screwtape Letters

Jun 20, 2011, 08:48 PM	#101
Mesopotamian Warlord Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 116	You only greet your son like this: Welcome back my son, i miss you.

Jun 21, 2011, 06:42 AM	#102
code9 Warlord Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 131	You are not playing Civilization 4 BTS.

Jun 22, 2011, 10:43 AM	#104
EasyBee Chieftain Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 46	171. Quality time with the wife consists solely of hotseat games. (cIV, but soon CiV!) 172. During said hot seat games, you have to stop playing civ on your phone to take your turn. 173. Your last argument with the wife started with the comment "What if I just raised MY difficulty level?" 174. All such minor disagreements are settled with the words "I'm sorry this has caused a divide between us." 175. While hanging out with friends one of them texts you to please stop talking about video games. 176. When confronted with #175, you start explaining to your friend how video games and civ are clearly not the same thing, resulting in another instance of #174.

Jun 22, 2011, 04:40 PM	#106
bronzeager Chieftain Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: WA Posts: 89	182. You start to ponder the real world potential of a Theocracy, since it would probably make everyone happier. 183. You assume that the middle ages started in the BCs, and that tanks dominated warfare in the 1800s. 184. Upon being corrected by someone about the "true" dates in history, you assume that real life scientists weren't effectively tech blocking. (had to get those in before the new patch)

Jun 22, 2011, 06:47 PM	#108
MasterMishi Warlord Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 251	187. You would have whacked Iraq for their oil too. 188.1.175. You think the news is a replay. 189. You name your sons Sid, Otto and Monty

Apr 22, 2012, 02:50 AM	#111
JaGarLo Settler Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: There (points with his finger) Posts: 252	194. You sell a bottle of wine for 300 euro. 195. You would let your neighbors stay at home for 50 euro every 30 turns. 196. You got the whole Civ5 soundtrack on your Ipad. 197. You have read the manual of the game more than twice. 198. You don't understand why lots of civilizations in history became a Monarchy instead of a Republic. 199. You think nationalism in a democratic country is impossible. 200. You think that ''the more children you have, the more science your house generates''.

Apr 22, 2012, 08:03 AM	#112
animalguy Ermahgerd Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Adelaide, Australia Posts: 276	200. You buy an extremely small house so you can choose more social policies

Apr 22, 2012, 10:07 AM	#113
smallfish Immortal Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 2,968	201: You keep on saying "Mil agua ahm!" whenever you disagree with someone

Apr 22, 2012, 10:46 AM	#114
CivCube Haw! Harumph! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Indeed! Posts: 4,650 Images: 1	202. The neighbors have noticed their lawns have begun to disappear under tacky ornaments, aka your "wonders". 203. You buy more land because you've been listening to refined music, hence you have more culture. Again, the neighbors are not amused.

Apr 22, 2012, 11:42 AM	#116
Fern Chieftain Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Denmark Posts: 67	205. You don't understand why you might have to buy 2 bottles of wine as a gift to someone, afterall, they'll still be as happy as getting one bottle.

Apr 22, 2012, 01:19 PM	#117
blackcatatonic Emperor Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: UK Posts: 1,299	206. You chop down the tree in your garden to see if it will create enough hammers to make dinner ready sooner.

Apr 22, 2012, 02:10 PM	#118
CivCube Haw! Harumph! Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Indeed! Posts: 4,650 Images: 1	207. Because you chopped down the tree, you feel less productive than before. Nothing to do with Civ V, of course. 208. You avoid reading the Civiliopedia for too long. Your Steam play time is inflated enough already. Last edited by CivCube; Apr 22, 2012 at 07:30 PM.

Apr 22, 2012, 11:58 PM	#119
nitevision Chieftain Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 41	209. You chuckle whenever you read the news- "Obama Denounces North Korea over Military Expansion" is a lot funnier when you imagine Obama in a diplo screen, saying the "you're pathetic" line.

Apr 23, 2012, 04:11 AM	#120
blackcatatonic Emperor Join Date: Feb 2012 Location: UK Posts: 1,299	210. A Jehovah's Witness knocks on your door. You're intrigued, but you tell them they'll have to come back after June 19th because the religion mechanic hasn't been implemented yet.

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