Advertisement
Civilization Fanatics' Center  

Welcome to Civilization Fanatics' Center.

You are currently viewing our site as a guest which gives you limited access to our site features. By joining our free community, you will be able to participate in the discussions, search the forum, send private messages, vote in polls, upload your own screenshots to the gallery, and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free, so sign up today! If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact support.

Go Back   Civilization Fanatics' Forums > COLOSSEUM > Humor & Jokes

Notices

Closed Thread
 
Thread Tools
Old Jan 20, 2012, 03:59 AM   #301
mayor
Heart & Mind
 
mayor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 2,050
Quote:
Originally Posted by classical_hero View Post
I was tired of SOPA jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee.
you mean: You were tired of SOPA, then you shot an arrow in its knee
__________________

"Doesn’t wisdom cry out? Doesn’t understanding raise her voice?
You simple, understand prudence. You fools, be of an understanding heart."

Pr. 8:1 and 8:5
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain
Long live the Republic!

Last edited by mayor; Jan 20, 2012 at 05:53 AM.
mayor is offline  
Old Jan 20, 2012, 05:52 AM   #302
hoplitejoe
DOESN'T PLAN ANYTHING
 
hoplitejoe's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: REBELLIONS BAD
Posts: 3,694
A plague o' both your houses.
__________________
hoplitejoe is offline  
Old Jan 20, 2012, 07:38 AM   #303
Ziggy Stardust
Unwashed, Slightly Dazed
 
Ziggy Stardust's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: the Freecloud mountain Track
Posts: 20,218
Quote:
Originally Posted by classical_hero View Post
I was tired of SOPA jokes, then I took an arrow to the knee.
I used to be a Pirate ...
__________________
I keep having this brainstorm
About twelve times a day
So now, You could spend the morning walking with me
Quite amazed
As I am Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed
Ziggy Stardust is offline  
Old Jan 20, 2012, 07:44 AM   #304
NedimNapoleon
Weird Little Human
 
NedimNapoleon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Bosnia
Posts: 2,750
I AM A PIRATE....oops i said too much
__________________
Join The New Tribal IOT Cannibal Holocaust
Proud GM of Valkyrie
D0UB1EA: Suicide bombers are trollquitters
NedimNapoleon is online now  
Old Jan 20, 2012, 07:55 AM   #305
Dumanios
It's Pronounced Sah-TEEN
 
Dumanios's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Bad-Anon
Posts: 4,189
No, I am you father.
__________________
My Civ4 Mods.

I'm totally quoting this out of context and putting it in my signature. - Choxorn
Dumanios is offline  
Old Jan 20, 2012, 10:00 AM   #306
bigdog5994
Lady Day
 
bigdog5994's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Huntsville, Alabama
Posts: 3,966
not sure why but this made me literally lmao for 20 mins

__________________
Billie Holiday
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week."
-George S. Patton
bigdog5994 is offline  
Old Jan 20, 2012, 12:51 PM   #307
SS-18 ICBM
Singularity Mechanics
 
SS-18 ICBM's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Newton Grav. Lab, Tsiolkovsky Inst.
Posts: 11,579
Needs a caption. Ideas, guys?
__________________
"Behold, how good and how pleasant it is for brethren to dwell together in unity!"
-Psalm 133:1, King James Bible

"All men naturally desire knowledge. An indication of this is our esteem for the senses; for apart from their use we esteem them for their own sake, and most of all the sense of sight. [...] The reason of this is that of all the senses sight best helps us to know things, and reveals many distinctions."
-Aristotle, I 980a 21, Metaphysics
SS-18 ICBM is offline  
Old Jan 20, 2012, 01:54 PM   #308
NickyJ
Narrator
 
NickyJ's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: The Twilight Zone
Posts: 5,545
For some reason, "Wooly Bully" comes to mind.


link to video.
__________________
Witness an ordinary user on an ordinary forum posting with other ordinary users. At least, it may seem like an ordinary user to these other users. But what they don't realize is that this user registered to the site from the Twilight Zone.
NickyJ is offline  
Old Jan 20, 2012, 02:42 PM   #309
Loppan Torkel
Deity
 
Loppan Torkel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 3,355
Quote:
Originally Posted by NickyJ View Post
For some reason, "Wooly Bully" comes to mind.
Funny, I thought of Lady Gaga's Poker Face when I saw it "Ma ma ma maaa"
__________________
Tack, ni svenska vakttorn. Med plutonium tvingar vi dansken på knä.
Här, Danmark, utskitet av kalk och vatten.
Och där, Sverige, hugget i granit. Danskjävlar. DANSKJÄVLAR!
Loppan Torkel is offline  
Old Jan 20, 2012, 07:10 PM   #310
KaiserElectric
Crowbar Enthusiast
 
KaiserElectric's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Anywhere
Posts: 2,077
Quote:
Originally Posted by NedimNapoleon View Post
I AM A PIRATE....oops i said too much


__________________
Economic Left/Right: 6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.90


Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm-My-Own-Grandpa"! Let's get the hell out of here, screw history! -Prof. Farnsworth
KaiserElectric is offline  
Old Jan 20, 2012, 09:15 PM   #311
Tycho
Exiles No Longer
 
Tycho's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: United States
Posts: 2,849
Quote:
Originally Posted by SS-18 ICBM View Post
Needs a caption. Ideas, guys?
Looks like the cat is screaming out orders... "Forward, young one!" Might be a good one. I'll think over it in the morning... sleepy, and I have a weird feeling of deja vu going on at the moment... it feels like that the cat post was done yesterday...
__________________

Winner of the • Dawn's Reference Cookie.
Tycho is offline  
Old Jan 20, 2012, 09:35 PM   #312
cardgame
Crush Kill Destroy Swag
 
cardgame's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Ponyville
Posts: 8,610
Images: 2
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ziggy Stardust View Post
I used to be a Pirate ...
I still am, but I used to be, too.

/hedberg

__________________
And when we're done, that final day,
what will they know about you? What will they say?
cardgame is offline  
Old Jan 20, 2012, 09:36 PM   #313
Save_Ferris
Admiring Myself
 
Save_Ferris's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Straight Outa Ponyville
Posts: 3,053
Captions ruin already funny pictures.
__________________
Can you survive the deadly mountain?

Save_Ferris is offline  
Old Jan 21, 2012, 02:11 AM   #314
Narz
keeping it real
 
Narz's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Plainfield, NJ
Posts: 23,123
Quote:
Originally Posted by cardgame View Post
I still am, but I used to be, too.

/hedberg

All that really matters it that you change your socks & underware unless you're a sweaty, smelly bastard (I mean eventually you can change your clothes just out of boredom and/or if you go over a week with the same stuff on).
__________________
My YouTube channel

Books Narz recommends : 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
"The high you climb is always the high you get" - Kottonmouth Kings
Make all your Amazon.com purchases thru this link (in US)
Narz is offline  
Old Jan 21, 2012, 02:44 AM   #315
NedimNapoleon
Weird Little Human
 
NedimNapoleon's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Bosnia
Posts: 2,750
Damn you history channel. It showed German expansion on a modern map! Look at Poland and the USSR and the Baltic states aren't even annexed by the USSR. And look at the great MOLDAVIAN sea, you dissapoint me once again history, thank god we dont have it on tv.

__________________
Join The New Tribal IOT Cannibal Holocaust
Proud GM of Valkyrie
D0UB1EA: Suicide bombers are trollquitters
NedimNapoleon is online now  
Old Jan 21, 2012, 03:17 AM   #316
Omni314
Prince
 
Omni314's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Great Britain
Posts: 582
Quote:
Originally Posted by danjuno View Post
It'll be funny when someone pushes it over. Or maybe it's funny because that man has no life.
You are on the internet, on a turn based strategy game's forum, on the "off topic" section, on the humour and jokes sub section, commenting on a picture of a man's hobby saying he has no life.

Anyway in regards to the picture, does it look to anyone else like he picked a scale, and then only realized halfway through that it'd be too big?
__________________
Which cup is the ball under?
/\ /\ /\
Omni314 is offline  
Old Jan 21, 2012, 06:16 AM   #317
KaiserElectric
Crowbar Enthusiast
 
KaiserElectric's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Anywhere
Posts: 2,077
Quote:
Originally Posted by NedimNapoleon View Post
Damn you history channel. It showed German expansion on a modern map! Look at Poland and the USSR and the Baltic states aren't even annexed by the USSR. And look at the great MOLDAVIAN sea, you dissapoint me once again history, thank god we dont have it on tv.
Weren't they also occupying France at this point?
__________________
Economic Left/Right: 6.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -1.90


Oooh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm-My-Own-Grandpa"! Let's get the hell out of here, screw history! -Prof. Farnsworth
KaiserElectric is offline  
Old Jan 21, 2012, 06:57 AM   #318
PiMan
Emperor
 
PiMan's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Posts: 1,769
Quote:
Originally Posted by NedimNapoleon View Post
Damn you history channel. It showed German expansion on a modern map! Look at Poland and the USSR and the Baltic states aren't even annexed by the USSR. And look at the great MOLDAVIAN sea, you dissapoint me once again history, thank god we dont have it on tv.
Can't be a modern map. Czech Rep includes Slovakia, and I see a Yugoslavia.

It is just a really bad map that doesn't fit any point in history that I know of, although some time 1944/5 is closest.
__________________
Pi makes the world go round.
PiMan is offline  
Old Jan 21, 2012, 10:21 AM   #319
GoodGame
Red, White, & Blue, baby!
 
GoodGame's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Posts: 13,455








__________________
Ways to be banned from RL:
Heart disease, Cancer, Strokes, Chronic Respiratory diseases, Accidents, Diabetes, Alzheimer's disease, the Flu, kidney disease, infection,...
http://heartdisease.about.com/cs/cho...a/raiseHDL.htm Evrbody thot Ceiling Cat was stoopid, Warning: User cites from the Internet, or even just makes stuff up., so Ceiling Cat let thm do stoopid stuff dat they shuldnt do! NAH-məs-tay
GoodGame is offline  
Old Jan 21, 2012, 11:23 AM   #320
Racsoviale
Smoke me a kipper!
 
Racsoviale's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Starbug
Posts: 859
Quote:
Originally Posted by PiMan View Post
Can't be a modern map. Czech Rep includes Slovakia, and I see a Yugoslavia.

It is just a really bad map that doesn't fit any point in history that I know of, although some time 1944/5 is closest.
I would also like to point out that apparantly half of Denmark went to Sweden during the occupation.

But the Great Moldavian Sea is awesome
__________________
Hey, this has been a really good day. I've eaten five times, I've slept six times, and I've made a lot of things mine. Tomorrow, I'm gonna see if I can't have sex with something. - Cat
Racsoviale is offline  
Closed Thread

Bookmarks

Tags
all glory to hypnotoad, funny pictures, lol, serious thread, usa #1

Go Back Civilization Fanatics' Forums > COLOSSEUM > Humor & Jokes > Funny Pictures XXV: Rehosted from somewhere else

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



Advertisement

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 08:23 AM.


Powered by vBulletin®
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
This site is copyright © Civilization Fanatics' Center.
Support CFC: Amazon.com | Amazon UK | Amazon DE | Amazon CA | Amazon FR