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Feb 19, 2012, 09:55 AM
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The Mysterious Stranger
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: USA
Posts: 3,125
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You were high on acid, which I spiked, therefore killing you.
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Feb 19, 2012, 01:32 PM
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Immortal
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brazil
Posts: 5,712
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I put spikes on my fist and punch you in the face.
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Feb 19, 2012, 02:06 PM
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Black Jesus
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Anywhere I want to be, yo
Posts: 2,593
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I use the spikes as bullets and fire them from a Barret .50 Sniper Rifle.
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Aw yeah, m'homies. I'm back.
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Feb 19, 2012, 02:59 PM
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The Dash
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Cloudsdale
Posts: 3,329
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But I tricked your rifle, so you shoot yourself in the face.
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"I am a Catalan" -Pau Casals. Visca Catalunya lliure! RobertCan't has the cutest avatar on CFC.  Also, I'm a brony. And, since some people don't seem to get that, I AM A MAN. |
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Feb 20, 2012, 07:02 AM
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Heart & Mind
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 2,052
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remember that button I pushed?
well it activated a sattelite which now shoots a laserbeam, instantly evaporating you.
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"Doesn’t wisdom cry out? Doesn’t understanding raise her voice? You simple, understand prudence. You fools, be of an understanding heart." Pr. 8:1 and 8:5 Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect." - Mark Twain Long live the Republic! |
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Feb 20, 2012, 10:41 AM
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Immortal
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brazil
Posts: 5,712
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I make an explosion, but you decide to walk awesomely away from it. You do not walk fast enough, and the explosion kills you.
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Feb 20, 2012, 10:49 AM
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Mephistophel
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Bellinzona
Posts: 8,366
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i wait for his natural death.
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One thing we are good at in English is having words for ways to die.-Neil deGrasse Tyson, on 'spaghettification' Looking at the poster again, I also like the way that the baby is cocking its head and looking away from the doctor, as if to show that this not merely a skeletal Moai-baby, it's a particularly aloof and disinterested skeletal Moai-baby.-Traitorfish |
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Feb 20, 2012, 11:05 AM
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The Dash
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Cloudsdale
Posts: 3,329
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I kill you while you are waiting, by stabbing a 10 cm long needle in your left eye with a pneumatic machine.
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"I am a Catalan" -Pau Casals. Visca Catalunya lliure! RobertCan't has the cutest avatar on CFC. Also, I'm a brony. And, since some people don't seem to get that, I AM A MAN. |
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Feb 20, 2012, 11:54 AM
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The Mysterious Stranger
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: USA
Posts: 3,125
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But that pnumatic machine was rigged to blow; your body parts are now flung into the air
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Feb 20, 2012, 12:08 PM
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The Dash
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Cloudsdale
Posts: 3,329
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Only that I took safety measures, so I was just scratched by the pieces of the machine, and so I then kill you with my bare hands.
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"I am a Catalan" -Pau Casals. Visca Catalunya lliure! RobertCan't has the cutest avatar on CFC. Also, I'm a brony. And, since some people don't seem to get that, I AM A MAN. |
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Feb 22, 2012, 02:54 PM
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Black Jesus
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Anywhere I want to be, yo
Posts: 2,593
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Your bare hands were dipped in wildfire (essentially napalm or Greek Fire for you who don't read the series A Song of Ice and Fire) before you did that. The pieces of the machine created a spark, igniting it. You burned alive
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Aw yeah, m'homies. I'm back.
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Feb 22, 2012, 03:04 PM
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The Dash
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Cloudsdale
Posts: 3,329
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But I am a priest of R'hllor, so mystical I become immune to fire. Even wildfire. Then I come to you wrapped in fire and strangle you while you burn alive.
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"I am a Catalan" -Pau Casals. Visca Catalunya lliure! RobertCan't has the cutest avatar on CFC. Also, I'm a brony. And, since some people don't seem to get that, I AM A MAN. |
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Feb 22, 2012, 04:35 PM
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Black Jesus
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Anywhere I want to be, yo
Posts: 2,593
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Well-played. I extinguish the fire with...hmmm...a fire extinguisher, and kill you via post-CoDMW2-logic by hitting you in the toenail with a throwing knife.
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Feb 22, 2012, 05:41 PM
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Immortal
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brazil
Posts: 5,712
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I throw a Bible at your head.
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Feb 22, 2012, 07:38 PM
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Black Jesus
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: Anywhere I want to be, yo
Posts: 2,593
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The lightning creates a chain reaction, striking you and destroying any future railguns.
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Feb 23, 2012, 09:09 AM
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Will appear randomly
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: Equestrian Roma
Posts: 1,104
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Quote:
  @ samsniped:  I stole mayor's sattelite, making a few minor adjustments... You were vaporized by the magic of friendship. 
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The nightmare of Stoichiometry can only be relieved by allowing Ponies to take over Chemistry class. Friendship is Science!!! |
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Feb 23, 2012, 09:31 AM
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The Dash
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Cloudsdale
Posts: 3,329
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And then I summon Discord, who turns the satellite upside down, firing it on you, who results vaporised by discord.
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"I am a Catalan" -Pau Casals. Visca Catalunya lliure! RobertCan't has the cutest avatar on CFC. Also, I'm a brony. And, since some people don't seem to get that, I AM A MAN. |
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Feb 23, 2012, 10:24 AM
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Immortal
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Brazil
Posts: 5,712
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I get discord to cause a 10-year war between Barcelona and Marseilles, where you are killed in the fighting.
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