1001 Bad (or good) Jokes About CIV
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AW Arcaeca
Deus Vult
2. Genghis conquered all of Asia; khan you?
3. Wat was Ramkhamhaeng thinking?
3. Wat was Ramkhamhaeng thinking?
Spoiler :
Byzantine Bomb
Warlord
Washington is so two-faced bro, he'll turn on you in a minute, man.
Sir Parker II
Warlord
5. Catherine falls behind a lot, so she is always Russian to catch up!
AW Arcaeca
Deus Vult
6. Like all other leaders in the world of CiV, Darius is Immortal!
7. At this time of year, does Gustavus Adolphus go Christmas Carolean?
7. At this time of year, does Gustavus Adolphus go Christmas Carolean?
Sturmgewher88mm
Kaiser
7. Vote for Pedro! 
King William I
King
8. The Shoshone are powerful, let me Pocatella you that.
Arachnofiend
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9. India. :v
Biologist
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11. It's a real Shaka when the Zulu declare war.
PhilBowles
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12. I like the joke about Ethiopia so much I think I'll stele it.
reddishrecue
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13. Wu Zetian made paper from 2 Pacs, Pacal and Pachacuti.
truenarnian
Emperor
I had a great riddle for this thread about the Songhai, but I forgot what I was supposed to askia.
Orange ya going to ask me about my Netherlands jokes? What?! No one is excited about my Netherlands jokes?! Will, i am.
This was supposed to be a good contribution to this thread, but as a wise man once said, "You win some, zulus some" - so it's no real Shaka that I didn't come through this time around.
I know you're mad; ahmad too. So I'll think of some moor and come back tomorrow with better ones. I'll-mansur of it.
Orange ya going to ask me about my Netherlands jokes? What?! No one is excited about my Netherlands jokes?! Will, i am.
This was supposed to be a good contribution to this thread, but as a wise man once said, "You win some, zulus some" - so it's no real Shaka that I didn't come through this time around.
I know you're mad; ahmad too. So I'll think of some moor and come back tomorrow with better ones. I'll-mansur of it.
Doktor Vic Tim
King
18. Why is there a fire in Askia's castle? Montezuma's cooking.
I like this one.
Wu Zetian made paper
from 3P: Pacal, Pachacuti and Pocatello.
Add Pedro if she wants 4P.
Gordon Brittas
Blackadder's Half Brother
20. An American spy broke into the Kremlin and stole next years election results.
PhilBowles
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21. I did have another Ethiopian one, but then I Adwa better idea.
22. I asked Ramkhamhaeng whether he was the king of Thailand, and he responded "Yeah, Siam".
22. I asked Ramkhamhaeng whether he was the king of Thailand, and he responded "Yeah, Siam".
