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Old May 25, 2003, 12:53 PM   #1
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Riddle

This 1 is really simple but my m8s spent weeks working out the answer (dumbasses )

A prisoner was put in a cell.Te cell had no doors, no windows and the floor was made of titanium so he couldnt dig out. Yet the next morning the coppers find him gone.
HOW!!!!!
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Old May 25, 2003, 01:03 PM   #2
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I recall hearing this before, but I forgot the answer
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Old May 25, 2003, 01:04 PM   #3
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wait... he's dead?
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Old May 25, 2003, 08:56 PM   #4
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there was no roof?
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Old May 26, 2003, 02:23 AM   #5
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He is alive and there was a roof. How does he escape?
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Old May 26, 2003, 03:38 AM   #6
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He walked out the doorway.
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Old May 26, 2003, 05:40 AM   #7
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How could coppers check if he's gone or not if there's no doors or windows?
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Old May 26, 2003, 06:04 AM   #8
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osmosis?
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Old May 26, 2003, 06:29 AM   #9
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All too easy.

You never said there were any walls. Naturally, with no walls, you can't have doors and windows.
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Old May 26, 2003, 07:41 AM   #10
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But then what's the point of a cell with no walls?
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Old May 26, 2003, 08:36 AM   #11
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Most of these riddles don't have a point/ or make any logical sense - they're just a play on words, in attempt to make you feel foolish.

OK, fine - there are walls... but the walls are 5 feet high, and the ceiling is made of paper. The man punched through it, and climbed over the wall. There's always a way...
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Old May 27, 2003, 01:10 AM   #12
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The same way he got in
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Old May 27, 2003, 01:18 AM   #13
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Or maybe... someone bailed him out overnight!

Could be a hundred different things.
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Old May 27, 2003, 05:58 AM   #14
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Honestly what police station has the money to buy a titanium floor, especially in these tough financial times.
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Obviously, there must be a way for him to get in, even if there are no doors and no windows. So, I guess he went out the same way he went in, and the only thing I can think of is that there are indeed no walls.
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Old May 27, 2003, 07:57 AM   #16
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Dave is right
There were no doors

Heres another...A man is climbing mount everest, yet he is in his sitting room in ENGLAND at the same time eating his bran cereal ....how?????
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Old May 27, 2003, 08:18 AM   #17
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He's playing a video game?
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Old May 28, 2003, 08:58 AM   #18
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Your'e very warm...
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Old May 28, 2003, 10:53 AM   #19
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He's watching a video of himself climbing Mt Everest?
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Old May 28, 2003, 10:56 AM   #20
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A police officer found info on a drug baron.he stationed a man on every exit to his hideout yet he got out..............
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