unexplained
Prints of Whales
I assume this oddity has been dealt with, but I'll have a go:
Governors Palace, New York.
"Well, Howdy folks, Ahm glad to make yer acquaintance"
"Oh, I am sorry my good man, I was expecting to meet with the city governor, not his interpreter"
"Ah am the governor, pal".
"But you speak English! I am surprised, not to say a bit suspicious, to find a gentleman such as yourself to be so familar with what I imagine to be a tongue not heard in these realms too often before this auspicious day"
"No, ah don't know whart this 'Inglish' is that y'all be talkin of. Ah speak American. As do y'all, even if yah do speak it peculiar like".
"Hmm. Well then, what about this fine city. I come from a place called York, and yet this claims to be New York. I'm afraid there is nothing at all similar with York about it, my good man. I should advise that you drop that appelation forthwith".
"Now you look here sunshine, this is mah burg, and ah don't know what y'all be babbling about this here naht bein Noo Yahrk, but ah jes wanna ber makin it cleeah that it most assuredly is, and ah'll thank y'all to not be so goddam arrogant".
"Well I never! In that case I shall making my way back to our Prime Minister, Queen Elizabeth -"
"Now jus hang on there one goddam minute! How can your Prahm Ministah be a Queen? Whaht kind a' show ah you runnin'?"
"How DARE you, you ... you bounder! I have never been so insulted -, In fact, this .. this EXCUSE for a diplomatic meeting is OVER. Good day to you sir!'
* clomp clomp clomp clomp ... SLAM! *
"Well, Ah wonder what wahs his problem? Hey Randy, yer better tell the President tah rustle up some more of them swordsmen. Trouble brewin'".
Governors Palace, New York.
"Well, Howdy folks, Ahm glad to make yer acquaintance"
"Oh, I am sorry my good man, I was expecting to meet with the city governor, not his interpreter"
"Ah am the governor, pal".
"But you speak English! I am surprised, not to say a bit suspicious, to find a gentleman such as yourself to be so familar with what I imagine to be a tongue not heard in these realms too often before this auspicious day"
"No, ah don't know whart this 'Inglish' is that y'all be talkin of. Ah speak American. As do y'all, even if yah do speak it peculiar like".
"Hmm. Well then, what about this fine city. I come from a place called York, and yet this claims to be New York. I'm afraid there is nothing at all similar with York about it, my good man. I should advise that you drop that appelation forthwith".
"Now you look here sunshine, this is mah burg, and ah don't know what y'all be babbling about this here naht bein Noo Yahrk, but ah jes wanna ber makin it cleeah that it most assuredly is, and ah'll thank y'all to not be so goddam arrogant".
"Well I never! In that case I shall making my way back to our Prime Minister, Queen Elizabeth -"
"Now jus hang on there one goddam minute! How can your Prahm Ministah be a Queen? Whaht kind a' show ah you runnin'?"
"How DARE you, you ... you bounder! I have never been so insulted -, In fact, this .. this EXCUSE for a diplomatic meeting is OVER. Good day to you sir!'
* clomp clomp clomp clomp ... SLAM! *
"Well, Ah wonder what wahs his problem? Hey Randy, yer better tell the President tah rustle up some more of them swordsmen. Trouble brewin'".