From the 'Bumper Book of Dad Jokes'

Parmenion

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This joke works best when you tell it in a Northern (England) accent :


A man takes his kids to the zoo.

When they get there they discover that there are absolutely no animals in the entire zoo...

Except for one....

In a small cage at the far end of the zoo was a dog.





.....Wait for it.....




It was a Shih Tzu.....
 
I am overwhelmed with blankness of mind
 
Two cows standing by a fence. One says "Moooo". The other says "Gosh that's strange, I was just about to say that."
 
Two cows, standing in a field.

One says to the other:

"Say, you know this mad cow disease?"

"Yup." Says the other.

"Well, doesn't it worry you at all?"

"Not really."

"Well why not?" asks the first.

"Well why should it? I'm a camel after all."

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When you say 'Dad Jokes' you mean nonsense jokes right?
 
Parmenion said:
Okay, a Shih Tzu is a breed of dog. You pronounce it "Sh!tzoo"

nevermind......
Yes i know that...
Parmenion said:
Here's another 'Dad-joke' :

Q - Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

A - So they can hide in cherry trees.
Still not very goof...
I might suggest checking out the riddle thread, the even more word association or one of the many other infamous threads
 
Rambuchan said:
When you say 'Dad Jokes' you mean nonsense jokes right?



Yeah, the sort of rubbish jokes that dads tell their kids. I used to poiltely laugh at my dad's awful jokes and pray that I wasn't going to develop his sense of humour when I grew up.
I have friends that have recently become parents and suddenly got a really bad sense of humour. I think the midwife hands new fathers the 'big bumper book of dad jokes' as they are leaving the hospital so that they can entertain their kids - badly.

Anyway :

Irish man walks into a blacksmiths and asks them for a job. The blacksmith says have you any experience shoeing horses, and the Irish man says No, but I once told a donkey to f*ck off!!
 
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