We need announcements - counterstrike, peace with babe, magellans...
can we rename it chamsuri's voyage?
I'll take a first shot at creativeness....
"Operation Counterstrike"
Dateline: Subcommitte Island, under occupation by the BABE's for 1000 years. The inhabitants of Subcommittee Island, the large island north of the great land of the Council, welcome their liberators with open arms as operation counterstrike took place with clockwork precision. The operation, designed to break the BABE shore blockers and land an overwhelming force, worked exactly as planned - years of shore bombardment by frigates kept the BABE forces up late and vulnerable to the new super weapon developed by Council scientists - a metal bird larger than anything the world has seen since the days of the dinosaurs. Called a bomber, it holds shells like those of artillery, but more lethal. After landing, BABE quickly relinqueshed control of the island and peace has once again come to the land of the Council.
Rumors that the inhabitants of SCI were secretly unhappy to no longer be under the control of the well-coiffed ones have been squashed - the farmers of SCI are all happy with their pinup calendars with the "first chairman of the month" donsig, AutomatedTeller, Paul #42, and other Council luminaries. Said this farmer "yes, pictures of 45 year old out of shape dudes are much, much better than the BABES. We love our new leaders and..." He couldn't finish, he was so worked up with emotion.