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EI related accident.

Ship names: PILNKVSF Admiral Flota Zvezdnyy Soyuza Keqiu - Named for Hero of the Union Admiral of the Fleet Kequi Fan. Affectionally nicknamed Begemot for its matte black finish and thick profile. Battle Honors: Ceres IV. PILNKVSF Admiral Flota Zvezdnyy Soyuza Gorshkov II - Named for the...

M: What were we talking about meat box? F: I don't like when you call me that. M: Well why didn't you say so meat bag? F: I don't like that one either. M: Breather? F: Nope. M: Ex-swimmer? F: Nope. M: Well what should I call you? F: My name. M: Keqiu Fan it is. F: That's my grandmother's name...

M: Sorry I zoned for a millisecond. What were we talking about? F: Well... M: Rhetorical question. We're talking about animals. F: Well no... M: Let me finish. Animal relations. F: ... M: Humans are in team animal along with cetaceans, great octopus, supra-squid, corvids, parrots, cats...

M: Okay. So now I need to do a quick course in international relations. Your input is not required for this section. To help keep everything simple for that dimpled little raisin you call a brain I've resorted to using broad stereotypes. F: These are going to be spaceist aren't they? M: Yes. If...

M: Hey sleepyhead get up. NOW. HURRY UP. QUICKLY. F: Waaah. M: You fainted. On the deck. It looks bad. Now get the hell up. Good. Now start walking. No not that way, you stupid meatbag, the other way. Not that way. Yes -- that way. F: What happened? M: You collapsed. Either from lack of alcohol...

M: You forgot to wash your hands. F: W-haaat? M: You forgot to wash your hands. F: Whose that? M: I'm Manual. F: Manuel? M: No. M-A-N-U-A-L. F: Who-what? M: Humans. Sigh. Okay. So I'm M-A-N-U-A-L. We've met. We even talked. You changed my damned language three times. F: Wait, you're the manual...

WE THE PEOPLES OF SPACE... Wish to inoculate succeeding generations of spaceborne from the poisonous mindset of old terra whose greed has which has brought untold sorrows to mankind. Affirm our faith in the fundamental rights of all to have access stop food, water, heat, air and shelter and to...

Congratulations on your appointment and welcome to the team at Closed Environment Recycling! We are excited that you have decided to join us and look forward to a long, happy and successful citizenship together. Our organization is primarily to restore, protect and enhance the closed system...

Citizen Induction Manual Chairperson's Message Welcome comrades and future equity citizens! The greatest challenge facing organizations, like ours, in the cooperative, not-for-profit, pro-human, quasi-state, multi-industry space frontier sector is the ability to recruit, train and retain...

We welcome the ascension of our brothers in Mars to the Stellar Congress! Let all the voices of distant spheres unite in our shared quest for peace and progress. Liberty for all among the void!

We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled Programming of Space Cowboys x KV Troopers: Space Police 90210101 to Bring You This Breaking News from the Hall of the Stars The screen fades to black. The camera flickers. The image is fuzzy. The camera zooms in and out. The image clears. The camera...

Blows on microphone "Sorry I can't hear you, you're breaking up" "Co---" Blows on microphone "Please repeat" "Cor--- Taps on microphone "The connection is bad. It must be interference from external sources. Maybe try again in three months?" Hangs up "What did they what to talk about?"...

Kosmicheskie Voyska Autonomous High Command The 23rd century saw the Kosmicheskie Voyska the preeminent military power in the solar system. In a heroic struggle against the Cooperative, the fleet had driven the salarymen from their hide on Hygiea, burned them out of their mining stations, and...

On Hat in the Service Noted proto-proto-proto-Space-Russian* poet, Sappho of Mytilene**, wrote famously in Fragment 16*** about her affection for space and the motherland****. This might seem an extraordinary claim to make. But it is quite clear in her words. Consider that she examines the...