My job earns me money, that's all you need to know
(-(-(-(- -)-)-)-) We're watching you!
Are your maladjusted antisocial tendencies the product of your berserk pituitary gland?
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You just wasted 4 seconds of your life reading this sentence. You'll read it again because it was so funny and waste another 4. And since you read that sentence, some more disappeared, count this sentence and it's 'nother couple. Good job time waster!