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Snerk
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Jul 28, 1987 (Age: 33)
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Norway. You'll never leave

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Snerk

Smeghead, Male, 33, from Norway. You'll never leave

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Viewing thread Rhyme Mafia 4: A Noose On The Loose [N1], Aug 5, 2020 at 3:04 PM
    1. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      Oh really? Prove it.

      And what about the Sámi up in Lappland?
    2. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      So the people in Oslo are not Norwegians then?
    3. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      The… neighbours? You live in a forest?
    4. Takhisis
    5. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      I want one of those!!! Too cute!
    6. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      This is good for inspiration.

      Sadly, these changes in moderationship force me to change some Plot lines (goðar Plotínur becomes Jarl Plotínur, and so forth) but no more Valka or Mathilda as mods is a bit too much… any ideas?
    7. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      What, it's my turn even though I said the wrong SW episode?

      Edit: comment on the story I sent you last week!
    8. Snerk
      Snerk
      edit: ffs I keep forgetting to press 'view conversation' before replying to a VM
    9. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      Oh, Snerkur! If you haven't watched this one then you ain't a true Norwegian (you people are supposed to have a lot of time to spare…)
    10. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      In fact, Snerkur and Taki could go a-raiding and then they are invited to a feast held by Kamkaz at his booth at the Femsljot Thing…
    11. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      Feck, that's probably why the Finns did so well against the Russians.

      Also, Camikaze is now a mod, so I'll have to put that into the story. Something like Kamkaz being elected as a new goði in femlunð.
    12. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      Halflings? And you wanted me to pay full price? Swindler!

      Don't kill polar bears, we could use them for a ride and get some snow cavalry.
    13. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      You drive a hard bargain! Twenty five ewes, a milch cow, sixty ells of homespun cloth. A dozen copper bracelets. What say ya?

      About those genes… You want them? Got any subjected population on which to test them? :)
    14. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      Well, you offered them to me. Come visit and we shall discuss this. I offer twenty ewes and a milch cow, plus fifty ells of homespun cloth for either sister provided she can cook up some decent haggis.
      (Concealed weaponry would have meant double price as well as an easier conquest of Iceland. You people have the wrong genes)
    15. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      The wind won't leave much to the imagination? I suggest you wear eyeshades, 'cos I've already slipped my kilt on.

      Btw you haven't answered whether your sisters look like said picture. We could use indestructible -and attractive- women with cannons hidden inside their arms when invading Iceland :deal:
      C'mon, Scotland produces T-1001s in a secret location, programmed to kill Englishmen and anyone who wants mint sauce to continue being legal.
    16. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      I can offer a lovely kilt which makes you MANLY.
    17. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      My people, my good people, ye shall have a Saga soon enough…

      Sisters? You… have… sisters? I always assume everyone of Norwegian origin looks like this, so if they're anywhere near close… when can they come to our longship? After all, there's lots of women in Sagas.
    18. Takhisis
      Takhisis
      What film quiz thread? I'm just back at Buenos Aires so I'll simply have to do a saga now.
    19. Skooma Addict
      Skooma Addict
      Thank you. Cookie monster is my hero btw. An organism fueled entirely by sugar. We could learn from such a noble, and humble beast.
    20. Abaddon
      Abaddon
      Cheers buddy :)
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Jul 28, 1987 (Age: 33)
    Location:
    Norway. You'll never leave
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    And in the signature these words appear: My name is Snerk, troll of trolls. Look on my posts, ye moderators, and despair.