Recent content by Xenonite

New and revised for sensitive eyes. No longer inappropriate content, but still seriously unfunny, and trolling the thread. You knew nobody else would be amused. Step up your game.

By your admittedly primitive standards, we have very powerful translation software. From what we have determined, Earthling computers can't even translate one Earthling language to another in a reliable way. And they all communicate with each other the same two ways: vibrating the air and...

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Well, there are intelligent, sexually reproducing creatures that vaguely resemble Earth felines on Vebulon-2. They have a six-nucleotide genetic code though, and their gametes are fertilized outside the body, so I'm not sure if you're interested. Also, the planet's average temperature is 50...

Greetings Earthlings, I am Squignu of Xiffto, a small but powerful world orbiting a class K star not far from where you have landed. I am here to inform you that you are in territory owned by the Xifftonian Empire. Your immigration is permitted provided you pay taxes, preferably in xenomass...