Well, it was quite a caper. After Capo I capitulated to the incapacitating pressure to conform to the social convention of having a capitalized screen name, and I captained a quite seaworthy capital ship around Cape Horn all the way to the Cape Henry where I capsized and swam capriciously to our nation's Capital and then I stormed the Capitol where I demanded the capitalization of my name or else I would be forced to commit murder, which is a capital crime that can result in a warrant for my capture. They were not captivated by my threats, so I bribed them with some of the money I earned as a venture capitalist, and thusly, my screen name was capitalized.