I puked blood and almost fainted so they sent me to Reanimation, where i found out i spewerd delirious nonsense and laughed while scratching my...
Hey, if you can't do that thing.... i'm literally conting my hours till "bye bye world".
I wrote my will and told mom some one will give her an...
I think im gonna play CounterStrike on my laptop in hospital while listening to Zedd's "Clarity" over and over while massaging my new baldness...
10 translations later:
dropping a real life F-bomb on Ailedhoo in 3...2...1....
I feel complete.
Why you gonna be so ruuuuude
Don't you know we're human(-ish) tooo?
Why you gonna be so ruuuuude?
I'm gonna marry Joan anyway....
All I can say is 'Moo'.
We're trying to be conservative here so shutup, CivO.
Why have I grown so attached to this community, guys. I trust you more than i trust my mom.
@cived, its not like im providing links for it, i am sane enough to keep it to myself if I ever do it, so no need to GO INSANE AND BAN THE VERY...
First to get banned on IRC.
WHY AM I SUCH A DEVIANT.
But seriously, Cived is too trigger-happy.
the good news: there's free wifi in hospital (ALBEIT NOBODY GIVES THE PASSWORD) and I gots laptop yay
The bad news: Hell only knows how to use...
Johnny is IOT.
Matt is NES.
Tim is the Civ part in CFC.
I am bad at analogies.
Also, will be in hospital for the holidays.
Maybe there's link...
Johnny is a racist. He hates Matt, who is African-American. Tim lives down the street in his mother's basement playing strategy games all day and...
One casual day at a Swedish police precinct
"Hey Sven, check it out, some chick went topless on the street!"
"Not interesting, Olaf."
Am I the only one who pronounces Sone's username as "Sonyrial"
I am currently imagining your avatar saying "Doctor Dhoo" in a very.... derpy... voice and I think I need brain bleach, because I cannot seem to...
Why don't we all just plan to have all name-changes in the same day, with the promise to not take up eachother's names and NOT complain if we get...
Did I just start a meme.
just like I still call you Sone.
You can still call me Chester, I'll still answer to it.
Separate names with a comma.