The first rule of Condescension Club is a bit complex, and you probably won't understand it.
I tried using 'chicken' as a password and had it rejected. The program said I must have a capitol.
So I tried 'chickenkiev'.
TWO MORE FAVOURITES... THAT'S IT FROM ME (MAYBE).
We need at least one... this is my favourite so far.
Does anyone remember that joke I posted about a chiropractor?
It was about a weak back.
Other than Batman, the DC brand really has the worst products...
What is the difference between the US Capitol Building and Mordor?
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
It is only a coup if it is from the coup d'état region of France.
Otherwise, it is just sparkling white terrorism.
I'm addicted to collecting magazines...
I have a lot of issues.
Happy New Year!
Ten year from now you'll put on a jacket, reach into a pocket and find a mask and think, 'What a weird year that was!'
Then you'll pick up your...
Why are Rudolph and Blitzen always taking coffee breaks?
Because they are the star bucks.
Wife: I want you to have this bracelet. My mother gave it to my dad.
Me: Why does the inscription say Do Not Resuscitate?
Separate names with a comma.