Apparently: "What made you fall from heaven sweetheart" is an inappropriate pick up line to use on Satan.
My anesthesiologist asked if I wanted to be put under with gas, or a boat paddle.
It was a classic ether / oar decision.
I told my wife she'd look sexier with her hair back..
..which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Didn't Huxley kinda predict it though?
Reading this in a Scottish accent made me totally geek out. :D
Started playing Mad Max Fury Road "brothers in Arms" because my life has entered a new chapter, and I need a soundtrack for it.
Day 8, still no effing Facebook.
Currently trying to achieve through sheer force of will that the asteroid orbiting earth comes crashing down on...
..and not enough people were killed off.
..and there weren't any aliens, because aliens make everything better.
..and Ed Sheeran should've...
The best ending for Supernatural would be if it ended 6 seasons ago.
Still love the car though..
Just in case I hadn't pissed off everyone in the universe yet....
The Swedish national ice hockey team is worse than the Finnish national ice...
So, you liked my ending better then? :mischief:
also, just because I can't resist... :smoke:
Return of the Jedi:
Everyone dies at the end,...
Just to add to the discussion, have we all seen Altered Carbon yet?
It kinda hinges on what we're discussing me thinks.
It's also just...
While the 25% isn't covered by the government, a lot of businesses have it covered in their unionized employment contracts. My boss pointed it out...
Oh.. it works. :mischief:
A friend of ours once said that it might be that the cat freaks out- which they will do every time, is because for a...
To everyone who's been having a particularly crappy day, I do hope you're..
Sean Bean wakes up alive and well in Winterfell, and realizes it was all a terrible dream. Then he rolls over and sees Peter Dinklage making kissy...
It's because of my new found career as a radio DJ and now also (maybe even more) as a stand up comic.. there's a bunch of comedians and club...
I want to rant about trying to get a Facebook account for the last three days, and the hoops they're making me jump through just to get my account...
Photoshopped to make me look prettier.:D
Yes, I have a dent in my head..
Yes, I also like Simon and Garfunkel music
Check Humor and Jokes.. fair warning, it's probably offensive. Once I get stuff on video I'll post it there, and YT, and pretty much everywhere...
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