The facial hair hides the wrinkles, and the combat boots hide the cankles.
I declare Gori the Grey the winner, for the simplicity.
My love life reminds me of the holiday season...
Totally lit and ready to flock.
How do you misquote someone?
And you don't have to namecall.
My wife and I are vacationing in Germany next month, along with another couple. I have a corporate cell phone that I am pretty sure I can get...
Evidently, they both just lie there...
I was listening to a "Scientific American 60-second science" podcast this morning, and it talked about looking for signs of light on exoplanets by...
Speaking of jokes that have been retold using any number of politicians and celebrities:
God decides that the world is too debauched, and He is...
After the success with the bull, they decided to try their hand at raising chickens. They went to a supplier and bought 200 chicks and brought...
What do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel testicle implants?
Q. What do you call an 80-year-old Mexican prostitute?
Hey, I'm not saying the postal service is slow, but the last batch of seeds I ordered arrived as a bouquet.
If only we could posit...
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
What's invisible and smells...
How did you get that animated smilie (:wallbash:) in your post?
207. If I run my car over a stone, I get multiple stones.
If your mom has a C-section, is that a womb with a view?
Q. What do you call a cow that has a abortion?
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Just made plans to go back to the Midwest to visit family for Christmas again this year. Here's a shot from a couple of years ago, that I like to...
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