Kid: Santa, what is the story of your reindeers' names?
Santa: Well, I named them after memories, like Prancer frolicking through the snow.
You really wrung all you could out of that.
Cartoonist Gahan Wilson has died.
Q: Why are there no jokes about Jonestown?
A: The punch lines are too long.
The Big picture...
Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.
Are police dogs allowed to give regular dogs 'the sniff' without probable cause?
This Saturday is Mexico's 'Day of the Dead'.
Today is 'Day of It's Only a Cough'.
I found that I've been happier since I switched from coffee in the morning to orange juice.
My doctor credits the vitamin C and natural sugars,...
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
I've often wondered what American's do to observe 'Columbus Day'... Do they get lost in a grocery store looking for spices?
It's a five minute walk from my house to the local pub.
It's a 35 minute walk from the local pub back to my house.
The difference is staggering.
If I had a nickel for every time I've had an existential crisis, it wouldn't matter because money is a social construct and life is meaningless...
Don't tell anyone …
Naughty word (maybe?)...
Despite his pathological lying, Donald Trump remains an unimpeachable source.
Unrealistic … no-one is throwing feces...
Because sometimes it takes a child to raze a village.
Hurricane hits Canadian coast! (Big picture) Part 2
Actual picture of a friend's front yard in Newfoundland!
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