1,000 could-be quotes

[remake20]

???) When you want to look cool, change the ing order.

 

[cardgame]

37) Looking cool never felt so good

 

[Meteor Man]

Come-on guys keep it in order.

20) If you learn about history, you are doomed to repeat it with confidence that it may work this time.

 

[awesome]

21. sir mixalot and george washington have one thing in common: neither of them can tell a lie.

 

[Meteor Man]

22. Haloween is what Tiggers like da best! Hoohoohoohoohoooo!

 

[Celticfury]

23) If at first you don't succeed, get the heck out of my house!

 

[W|M]

24) It is easier to believe in Commu-Nazism than it is to believe in Young Earth Creationism

 

[remake20]

25) Tripping the auto censor is better than sex. yeah!

 

[cardgame]

I don't respect rules that don't respect common sense.

 

[W|M]

YAAAAAR!!! YE NA WANNA ANGA DA SCOTS PaARATE!

 

[Mr. Magi]

26. Certain things in this world shouldn't exist... like me, the French, and tax collectors.

 

[Lord of Elves]

27) What America needs now is a drink and somewhere to sleep it off.

 

[madviking]

28 - "It's not binge drinking if you do it all the time."

 

[!!!!!]

29: you don't touch my Doritos. you don't touch my mama

 

[W|M]

30) Being fraped is annoying enough. Being annoyed by a fraped person is a lot more annoying.

 

[madviking]

31. "Oedipus was the first mother****er!"

 

[stormerne]

32. The word 'should' should be banned.

 

[!!!!!]

33:we all live in a yellow submarine

 

[W|M]

34) m4 n1nj45 r ph34r$0m3

 

[Darth Caesar]

35. "When in doubt, blame rap music."