1,000 things not to do at a wedding

[W|M]

26) Tearfully hug the groom, saying you are sorry to see him go.

 

[Mr. Magi]

27. Hire a group of gay strippers to appear during the ceremony.

28. Film the consummation of the marriage while giving 'hints' and 'suggestions'.

 

[Xeus]

29. Comment loudly as the bride walks down the aisle, 'Been there . . . done that'.

 

[Lord Baal]

30. Say the same about the groom.

 

[Xeus]

31. Start eating the flowers

 

[GamezRule]

32. Sing Showtunes

 

[Dumanios]

33: Lie about bringing the cake.

 

[GamezRule]

34: Right after the I Do's, blast the song "All Hope Is Gone" by Slipknot

 

[classical_hero]

35. Passionately kiss the bride, you are not the groom.

36.Passionately kiss the groom.

 

[GamezRule]

37: Hook up with the best man.

 

[Lord Baal]

37: Hook up with the best man.

38. While the bride is marching down the aisle.

 

[classical_hero]

39. Hook up with the mother of the Bride.

 

[Perfection]

40. Hook up with the flower girl.

 

[W|M]

41) Hook up with everyone there.

 

[GamezRule]

42. Hook up with the preacher.

 

[W|M]

43) Play awesome guitar solos.

 

[GamezRule]

44. Die

 

[Dumanios]

45: Kill the Preacher, and use his skull as a chalice.

 

[Lord Baal]

46. Throw acid in the bride's face, pretend it's holy water and scream "I cast thee out, demon!"

 

[GamezRule]

47: Throw Holy Water in the brides face, pretend it's acid and tell them to have a nice trip.

48: Eat the last piece of wedding cake.

49: Make bets with you're buddies on who will file for divorce first and how long it will take.