1,000 things not to do at a wedding

[W|M]

50) Make bets with your buddies on who will get the most money and valuable stuff when the divorce happens.

 

[Tlc2011]

50| Start singing the "trolololollolololololololololtrolololololololololo" song the second
anyone says the letter I's sound.

 

[W|M]

51) Instigate a Republican revolution.

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

52) kill the bride or the groom
53) sing

 

[Tlc2011]

54) Come to the wedding in your birthday suit and sit on the flower girl.

 

[Midnight-Blue766]

55. Replace the wedding music with this:


Link to video.

Or maybe you should do that. I'm not quite sure.

 

[Lord of Elves]

Or maybe you should do that. I'm not quite sure.

You should.

56. Attempt to poorly reenact the JK Wedding Dance.

57. Or, alternatively, you might have a certain animal commonly used for transportation outside the premises (but you probably can't link that here).

 

[GoodGame]

58. Grind with the Chaplain.

 

[GamezRule]

59: Show up drunk with pictures of the Bachelor party

 

[Lord of Elves]

60. Wear a fascinator.

 

[W|M]

61) Roll down a nearby hill

62) Punch the bride in the face

63) Punch the groom in the face

64) Punch them both in the face

65) Take a log and begin screaming

66) Streak while shouting that you love everyone.

 

[Lord of Elves]

67. Streak while shouting that you feel vaguely positive about your relationships with the rest of the assembly.

 

[Optical]

68. Sing "Here comes the bride, big, fat and wide..." (Coz that's just immature )

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

69) during the wedding vows say "thats what she said".

 

[Omega124]

70. Be the best man, and sing "You're Pitiful" instead of giving a speech.

71. Say the beer/wine is crap.

72. Trip the bride as she walks down.

 

[Civciv5]

73. Call the bride a witch
74. Call the priest a heretic
75. After the priest says: "If anyone objects to this marriage, let them speak now or forever hold their peace" object to the marriage
76. Set the church on fire
77. Make the chandelier fall down on the groom,bride and priest if there is one
78. Spoil wine on the dress of the bride

 

[da dick]

79: get married to the wrong person.

 

[GamezRule]

80: Wear a clown afro.

 

[remake20]

81: Put company advertisement on the cake.

 

[Civciv5]

82. Throw the cake at bride
83. Throw the cake at the groom
84. Throw the cake at the priest
85. Throw the cake at all of them
86. Place a bomb in the cake and let it explode