Meleager
Stoned as a Statue
One year ago today our solar system reduced from 9 planets to only 8. The IAU, in their wisdom, decided that Pluto did not live up to their standards and thus scratched it from our text books. Now nothing more exciting that a far away piece of rock, I think it would be good to cheer the dethroned solar satellite up.
Thus I propose 1 minute of silence, to be taken upon the reading of this thread, to reflect upon the fallen glory of this mysterious object. So, let us remember.
Let us remember that Pluto was found in 1930 by an American who was searching for a much larger object ("Planet X") which was having an influence on the orbits of Uranus and Neptune.
Let us remember that Pluto is actually a binary system, a double planet, who's moon Charon is so large that they actually orbit around each other.
Let us remember that Pluto also has two other moons which no one cares about.
Let us remember that Pluto is so ridiculously small and far away that it is effectively impossible to see even with my Telescope.
Let us remember that Pluto is in the night sky tonight.
Let us remember that if Methuselah had lived on Pluto he would have died at the ripe old age of 4.
Let us remember... Pluto. Everyone's favorite planet.
Thus I propose 1 minute of silence, to be taken upon the reading of this thread, to reflect upon the fallen glory of this mysterious object. So, let us remember.
Let us remember that Pluto was found in 1930 by an American who was searching for a much larger object ("Planet X") which was having an influence on the orbits of Uranus and Neptune.
Let us remember that Pluto is actually a binary system, a double planet, who's moon Charon is so large that they actually orbit around each other.
Let us remember that Pluto also has two other moons which no one cares about.
Let us remember that Pluto is so ridiculously small and far away that it is effectively impossible to see even with my Telescope.
Let us remember that Pluto is in the night sky tonight.
Let us remember that if Methuselah had lived on Pluto he would have died at the ripe old age of 4.
Let us remember... Pluto. Everyone's favorite planet.