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100 Cheesiest Jokes

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Tsunami23, Aug 16, 2004.

  1. Tsunami23

    Tsunami23 That Guy

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    Figure it out smart one.
    Start the list from Number 1........
     
  2. NewbieHere

    NewbieHere Chieftain

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    1. Ok, there was this guy who calls himself "Tsunami23", and he started a post called "100 Cheesiest Jokes", and guess what? This is the first one.
     
  3. Tsunami23

    Tsunami23 That Guy

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    2. Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the other side!!!!!


    I do not call myself Tsunami23, I AM Tsunami23
     
  4. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    3. What did the cheese say to the other cheese?

    Cheese! (It was getting its picture taken)
     
  5. Gnarfflinger

    Gnarfflinger Wiseguy in Training

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    That's Gouda! :rolleyes:
     
  6. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    4. Q. What do you call cheese that you don't own?

    A. Nacho cheese!
     
  7. stratego

    stratego Trying to be good.

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    5. A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender asked "Do you know you have a steering wheel sticking out of your pants?" The pirate replied "Yeearh, it's driving me nuts"
     
  8. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    6. Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    Cheese!
    Cheese who?
    Cheese a cute girl!
     
  9. LLXerxes

    LLXerxes Space Travel is Boring

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    7.
    Waddya get when you cross a guy and a jacket?
    A guy in a jacke :rolleyes:
     
  10. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    8. Q: Why is swiss cheese served at church?

    A: Because it's holey!
     
  11. ~Corsair#01~

    ~Corsair#01~ Chieftain

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    (You'll never get cheesier than this...)
    DUCK!
     
  12. Amenhotep7

    Amenhotep7 Spartiate

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    10. What did Batman tell Robin before he they got into the Batmobile?

    Get into the Batmobile, Robin!
     
  13. philippe

    philippe FYI, I chase trains.

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    an Guy walked into a bar and said ouch...
     
  14. Wolfe Tone

    Wolfe Tone Which Way Did He Go?

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    What did the fish say when it swam into a wall

    Dam
     
  15. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    12. Yo mama's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.
     
  16. The Omega

    The Omega Completely Insane

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    13. Cheese!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. LLXerxes

    LLXerxes Space Travel is Boring

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    13. Yo moma so fat, she sat on a couch and she was fat. :rolleyes:
     
  18. Tsunami23

    Tsunami23 That Guy

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    14. Yo mama is so stupid, she sat on a couch, and she was stupid.
     
  19. LLXerxes

    LLXerxes Space Travel is Boring

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    15-Yo moma so fat, she went bungie jumping off abirdge, and went straight to :satan:
     
  20. Tsunami23

    Tsunami23 That Guy

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    16. Yo moma is so stupid, she went bungie jumping off a bridge, but jumped off the wrong way.
     

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